Standing at the drowned state of Johor, it was an unbelievable sight to behold, with trashes everywhere, branches and leaves laying on the ground, cars wrenched in water, upside down carts and dead cat.
Neh, well, luckily for my better part of the town, this had not happened except for the usual dead cat laying in the middle of the trunk road.
Checking around my town, it was still the same and dried that time when I returned. Inspecting closer inside my house, well, w**, more spider cobwebs..
Monday, January 08, 2007
Thursday, January 04, 2007
Greed is good?
What's your resolution for new year? A common question that will and most probably be asked by any of your friends or foes!
Statement no. 1 : "I want to be rich!". Well, good, what a common resolution, who wants to be poor? Ask any of the african scantilly dress, malnutrion kids laying on the sand asking for food, do they want rich? They said, "What the 'fu**' you give me money for?" Give me peace and food! The moral of the story: if you have no strength, how are you going to use the money? When you're old, enjoy to the fullest, money can't be use anywhere other than the real world. Enjoy with your love one!
Statement no. 2: "I want to get good results!". Hehe, sorry, dude, this is not genie machine who instantly and spontaneously grant you a good wish. No smart hard work without good results. For the dude, who sat on the table for 24/7 last year, get a life! Look outside the window! Well, hell no, I'm not asking you to jump outside! Look at the bright side! Oh, and hell no, I'm not asking you to play sport for 24/7. Be smart and study smart. Study is a must but don't take it for granted that looking at the page for 1 second then saying I'm smart! Well, unless you are really darn smart....
Statement no. 3: "Where are thou, pretty babes?" (For guys). or "Where are thou, handsomes?" (For girls). Well, sad to say again, unless you're Tom Cruise or Pamela Anderson, you are still sleeping inside your bedroom on top of Dumblopillow coz you ain't getting a life! Go out, pull yourself and get your confident and approach any babes or handsomes you came across. No actions = no feelings = no relationship coz they don't even know that you're exist! Introduction = new friends = interesting = 50% of getting into good relationship no matter how you looks like! Trust me, go ahead and introduce yourself to a new babe or handsome.
Eh, you got more resolutions? No problem, the earth has 365 days (pardon me, if you have more or less) and 24 hours time per day! Hope you have your good resolution and wishes everyone who is reading a very Happy New Year!
Oh, btw, I see many chinese new year banner too!
Statement no. 1 : "I want to be rich!". Well, good, what a common resolution, who wants to be poor? Ask any of the african scantilly dress, malnutrion kids laying on the sand asking for food, do they want rich? They said, "What the 'fu**' you give me money for?" Give me peace and food! The moral of the story: if you have no strength, how are you going to use the money? When you're old, enjoy to the fullest, money can't be use anywhere other than the real world. Enjoy with your love one!
Statement no. 2: "I want to get good results!". Hehe, sorry, dude, this is not genie machine who instantly and spontaneously grant you a good wish. No smart hard work without good results. For the dude, who sat on the table for 24/7 last year, get a life! Look outside the window! Well, hell no, I'm not asking you to jump outside! Look at the bright side! Oh, and hell no, I'm not asking you to play sport for 24/7. Be smart and study smart. Study is a must but don't take it for granted that looking at the page for 1 second then saying I'm smart! Well, unless you are really darn smart....
Statement no. 3: "Where are thou, pretty babes?" (For guys). or "Where are thou, handsomes?" (For girls). Well, sad to say again, unless you're Tom Cruise or Pamela Anderson, you are still sleeping inside your bedroom on top of Dumblopillow coz you ain't getting a life! Go out, pull yourself and get your confident and approach any babes or handsomes you came across. No actions = no feelings = no relationship coz they don't even know that you're exist! Introduction = new friends = interesting = 50% of getting into good relationship no matter how you looks like! Trust me, go ahead and introduce yourself to a new babe or handsome.
Eh, you got more resolutions? No problem, the earth has 365 days (pardon me, if you have more or less) and 24 hours time per day! Hope you have your good resolution and wishes everyone who is reading a very Happy New Year!
Oh, btw, I see many chinese new year banner too!
Monday, January 01, 2007
Thinking of how time fly
Ohh, it's almost time for me to return and i dread to see the old housemates again, insanity can sometime creep and chill to my backbone. What on the earth am I living with? These bunch of no-no life people can sometimes make one crazy if not, insane...
Ohh, please 2007, give me a better life!
Ohh, I have to stop whining and kick these bastard asses for the new year! :)
Ohh, please 2007, give me a better life!
Ohh, I have to stop whining and kick these bastard asses for the new year! :)
The new 2007
It's the end of 2006 and 2007 has arrived straight on time. Everywhere you go, you see "new", "new" and "new". Certain article even promised "bigger" and "larger" events, activities and scope.
Even, the blog... as he clicked on the blog, the blogger told him, "Sorry, dude, you're way out of date!" and "check out the 'new' blogger!"
He was stunned, "what the...?".
Out of frustration of the new new year, he has to log in with his gmail account and migrate his old account to the new one...
So what else is new? The new flood that flooded his uni? The new chick on the block which he has no chance and no way in getting? The new car on the street which he has no way in thinking of owning it now? or the new VAIO that he has absolutely no way in keeping it in his closet?
Everything is new in the new year of 2007 but everything has a new price too so in the end, he's just an old guy with old laptop, old nagging from parents, old bike, old house, and old friends to chat with.
What's the difference between 2006 and 2007? Yeah, the new blog and entries... that's new, of course!
Even, the blog... as he clicked on the blog, the blogger told him, "Sorry, dude, you're way out of date!" and "check out the 'new' blogger!"
He was stunned, "what the...?".
Out of frustration of the new new year, he has to log in with his gmail account and migrate his old account to the new one...
So what else is new? The new flood that flooded his uni? The new chick on the block which he has no chance and no way in getting? The new car on the street which he has no way in thinking of owning it now? or the new VAIO that he has absolutely no way in keeping it in his closet?
Everything is new in the new year of 2007 but everything has a new price too so in the end, he's just an old guy with old laptop, old nagging from parents, old bike, old house, and old friends to chat with.
What's the difference between 2006 and 2007? Yeah, the new blog and entries... that's new, of course!
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
Unthinkable incident...
I do not know how to begin on this entry. This morning, i saw something and it reflects upon me. Conversations were spoken in Cantonese:
Old Nenek : * looking around after paying her bill *
Me : * I looked at her *
Old Nenek : * she looked at me and then to the Uncle near her *
Me : * I was still looking at her *
ON : * then she turned to the uncle * Sing sang, sing sang, um koi pong ngor chuen wah lar... um koi ar... um koi ar...
Uncle : ok ok... meh si ar poh poh...
**old granny : mr.. mr.. can you help me to translate... thank you.. thank you...
**uncle : ok ok... what is granny?
ON : Tou sin ngo bei tin than... tan hai hui yao bei fan ngo ee kor tan leh... hui yao mou man ngor lor chuen... leh pong ngor man hui ee kor sui than sai um sai bei ar...
Uncle : ok ok... tak tak...
**granny : i paid my bill just now... but she returned me back this bill... and she did not asked me for money... can you ask her whether i need to pay my water bill?
**uncle: ok ok... can... can...
Uncle : Nenek ini dia kata bagi bil elektrik tapi you takder tanya dia wang untuk bil air...
Post Office Clerk : oh, dia bagi letter air bukan bil air...
**Uncle : OOOI!! You! WTF! this poor granny here give you water bill why you don farking ask her for money?
**PO clerk : Nia ma... she give me this a letter... not farking water bill...
ok ok... just kidding... i made it up...
**Uncle : this granny here said she gave you her water bill and why you did not ask money from her?
**PO clerk : oh, she gave me cover letter... not the water bill...
Uncle : ok ok... * he turns to the poh poh *... poh poh ar... hui wah lei mou beh hui sui than... ee kor um hai sui than lei keh... lei wan har yat bin lei keh sau toi...
ON : Mou meh? ee kor um hai sui than lei kar?
**Uncle : ok ok... granny, she said you did not give her water bill... this is not water bill... can you search in your bag?
**Granny : No? this is not water bill?
Uncle : Hai lor...
ON : orh... orh... ngo wan har... * so she looked in her bag * ...ngor chau kei tak ngor ying koi you bei sui than... kai lei kai hui thim kai ngor chung yau gum thor chuen...
**Uncle : Yes...
**Granny : ok ok... i search for it... i remembered i need to pay water bill... count here count there i still blur why so much money in my hand..
* I passed by them to pay my bill next to their counter *
Uncle : ...
ON : wan tou lar... lei tai ham mai ee kor...?
**uncle : ...
**granny : i found it! Can you check if this is water bill?
Uncle : hai lar.. poh poh... lei hor yi beh hui...
ON : * she gives the water bill to the clerk and pay the money *
**uncle : yes, granny... you can pay her now.
Uncle : ok lar... poh poh..
ON ; um koi ar... um koi ar... ngor tit chai lui yau um heong... ngor you kar ki lei... ngor keh kei sing chun hou hou...
**granny : thank you... thank you... my sons and daughters not around... i need to settle this on my own... my memory still very good...
Uncle : * nod nod and smile smile *...
I am still thinking about this incident...
is sky the limit... poh poh... kei sing very good!
Old Nenek : * looking around after paying her bill *
Me : * I looked at her *
Old Nenek : * she looked at me and then to the Uncle near her *
Me : * I was still looking at her *
ON : * then she turned to the uncle * Sing sang, sing sang, um koi pong ngor chuen wah lar... um koi ar... um koi ar...
Uncle : ok ok... meh si ar poh poh...
**old granny : mr.. mr.. can you help me to translate... thank you.. thank you...
**uncle : ok ok... what is granny?
ON : Tou sin ngo bei tin than... tan hai hui yao bei fan ngo ee kor tan leh... hui yao mou man ngor lor chuen... leh pong ngor man hui ee kor sui than sai um sai bei ar...
Uncle : ok ok... tak tak...
**granny : i paid my bill just now... but she returned me back this bill... and she did not asked me for money... can you ask her whether i need to pay my water bill?
**uncle: ok ok... can... can...
Uncle : Nenek ini dia kata bagi bil elektrik tapi you takder tanya dia wang untuk bil air...
Post Office Clerk : oh, dia bagi letter air bukan bil air...
**Uncle : OOOI!! You! WTF! this poor granny here give you water bill why you don farking ask her for money?
**PO clerk : Nia ma... she give me this a letter... not farking water bill...
ok ok... just kidding... i made it up...
**Uncle : this granny here said she gave you her water bill and why you did not ask money from her?
**PO clerk : oh, she gave me cover letter... not the water bill...
Uncle : ok ok... * he turns to the poh poh *... poh poh ar... hui wah lei mou beh hui sui than... ee kor um hai sui than lei keh... lei wan har yat bin lei keh sau toi...
ON : Mou meh? ee kor um hai sui than lei kar?
**Uncle : ok ok... granny, she said you did not give her water bill... this is not water bill... can you search in your bag?
**Granny : No? this is not water bill?
Uncle : Hai lor...
ON : orh... orh... ngo wan har... * so she looked in her bag * ...ngor chau kei tak ngor ying koi you bei sui than... kai lei kai hui thim kai ngor chung yau gum thor chuen...
**Uncle : Yes...
**Granny : ok ok... i search for it... i remembered i need to pay water bill... count here count there i still blur why so much money in my hand..
* I passed by them to pay my bill next to their counter *
Uncle : ...
ON : wan tou lar... lei tai ham mai ee kor...?
**uncle : ...
**granny : i found it! Can you check if this is water bill?
Uncle : hai lar.. poh poh... lei hor yi beh hui...
ON : * she gives the water bill to the clerk and pay the money *
**uncle : yes, granny... you can pay her now.
Uncle : ok lar... poh poh..
ON ; um koi ar... um koi ar... ngor tit chai lui yau um heong... ngor you kar ki lei... ngor keh kei sing chun hou hou...
**granny : thank you... thank you... my sons and daughters not around... i need to settle this on my own... my memory still very good...
Uncle : * nod nod and smile smile *...
I am still thinking about this incident...
is sky the limit... poh poh... kei sing very good!
Taking a break...
It has been another year again. I feel so lazy. Lazy in everything. I just want to eat (argh!, my personal hair stylist said, 'I noticed you'd put on weight') and sleep. This is what i am feeling right now:
oh, i feel so lazy...I am taking a break for a while...
is sky the limit... i'll be back...
Friday, December 01, 2006
they say ITS pink if he is a virgin
Yesterday, someone asked me about natural human procreation question. So to share with you all about some of sex education you can get from me. Here is the first main question:
(Editor's note: careful, nowadays AIDS are widespread... the right way is to be is that you found yours truly!)
Now here comes the second main question:
me: i asked you one question, can you abstain from sex?
miss z: u mean deny sex ?
me: yup, deny from sex until you married.
miss z: yes.
me: Then that answer your first question. Now for the next question, guys wear condom so you won't get pregnant. Easy right? Well, the ultimate thing in wearing condom is to prevent AIDS. Practice safe.
miss z: but first question answered meh???
me: yup... when you answer yes meaning you can abstain from sex before marriage... meaning its depends on the individual... some like and some don't like... again, that depends on the individual in thinking... what if you answer no...?
(Editor's note: I do not know about today's trend and culture. But wouldn't it be nice to find yours and truly, settle down and then matter it later? My suggestion to all is don't simply just jump in. Think before you do as it involves more than one person emotionally... )
me: now i asked you back... What would you do if you had sex before marriage?
miss z: i'll feel betrayed.
me: Well it all depends * what's done is done * .. some girls who prefer after marriage then sex maybe its religion thingy, some personal principle, some are taught that (sex abstinence until marriage) should be the right way and so forth. Well, if i were you i won't felt betrayed cos you might never know the other party you are marrying is virgin or not... he says he is virgin.. you believe ar? Is there any way to detect a guy being a virgin?
miss z: got one theory to detect wor....
me: how? Tell me...
miss z: why u wan to know?
me: hahahaha i want to know lar...
miss z: u wan to check whether is it true?
me: yup.
miss z: hehehehe
me: heheheheheh... don't lar hehehehe... Tell lar... We all are big boys and big girls oredy. Nothing to be ashamed lar.
miss z: ok... they say ITS pink if he is a virgin
me: wah lau eh... who told you that?
miss z: Are you checking it now? hehehehehe...
me: mine one pink whole year long... come on lar * ini theory maciam pun boleh ar?! *... who told you that?!
miss z: stranger...
me: hahahahahahaha... i don't think so...
miss z: what theory you have then?
me: i dun have any theory to that... hahahahahaha... the only thing i know is this... if your husband is clumsy in sex.. then most probably he hasn't done before. If your husband is pro then you know lar...
miss z: poke in the wrong hole? hahahahaha...
me: poke in the wrong hole??!! hahahahaha... I think by today's world standard... any hole pun boleh... hahahahahahahahhaha...
miss z: cool! Were u clumsy?
me: eh... so private punya question ... why u want to know? Cannot tell... cannot tell... shh... shh...
A community message from Is Sky The Limit : Episode 2. Regardless of sex after or before marriage... practice safe sex and think safe. You can make a difference.
is sky the limit... practice safe and think safe... you can make a difference!
miss z: got something to ask u... hehehe... do you agree that men have sex for lust...women have sex for love ?me: no i don't agree... because men and women are human and... human got emotion... emotion include lust, jealousy, pervertness, happy and etc... so women and men do have sex either for lust or for love ... both too... but the ultimate objective of sex is to pro-create and multiply human population.
(Editor's note: careful, nowadays AIDS are widespread... the right way is to be is that you found yours truly!)
Now here comes the second main question:
miss z: if that's the case, why some do (sex) before marriage or why guys wear condom ?
me: i asked you one question, can you abstain from sex?
miss z: u mean deny sex ?
me: yup, deny from sex until you married.
miss z: yes.
me: Then that answer your first question. Now for the next question, guys wear condom so you won't get pregnant. Easy right? Well, the ultimate thing in wearing condom is to prevent AIDS. Practice safe.
miss z: but first question answered meh???
me: yup... when you answer yes meaning you can abstain from sex before marriage... meaning its depends on the individual... some like and some don't like... again, that depends on the individual in thinking... what if you answer no...?
(Editor's note: I do not know about today's trend and culture. But wouldn't it be nice to find yours and truly, settle down and then matter it later? My suggestion to all is don't simply just jump in. Think before you do as it involves more than one person emotionally... )
me: now i asked you back... What would you do if you had sex before marriage?
miss z: i'll feel betrayed.
me: Well it all depends * what's done is done * .. some girls who prefer after marriage then sex maybe its religion thingy, some personal principle, some are taught that (sex abstinence until marriage) should be the right way and so forth. Well, if i were you i won't felt betrayed cos you might never know the other party you are marrying is virgin or not... he says he is virgin.. you believe ar? Is there any way to detect a guy being a virgin?
miss z: got one theory to detect wor....
me: how? Tell me...
miss z: why u wan to know?
me: hahahaha i want to know lar...
miss z: u wan to check whether is it true?
me: yup.
miss z: hehehehe
me: heheheheheh... don't lar hehehehe... Tell lar... We all are big boys and big girls oredy. Nothing to be ashamed lar.
miss z: ok... they say ITS pink if he is a virgin
me: wah lau eh... who told you that?
miss z: Are you checking it now? hehehehehe...
me: mine one pink whole year long... come on lar * ini theory maciam pun boleh ar?! *... who told you that?!
miss z: stranger...
me: hahahahahahaha... i don't think so...
miss z: what theory you have then?
me: i dun have any theory to that... hahahahahaha... the only thing i know is this... if your husband is clumsy in sex.. then most probably he hasn't done before. If your husband is pro then you know lar...
miss z: poke in the wrong hole? hahahahaha...
me: poke in the wrong hole??!! hahahahaha... I think by today's world standard... any hole pun boleh... hahahahahahahahhaha...
miss z: cool! Were u clumsy?
me: eh... so private punya question ... why u want to know? Cannot tell... cannot tell... shh... shh...
A community message from Is Sky The Limit : Episode 2. Regardless of sex after or before marriage... practice safe sex and think safe. You can make a difference.
is sky the limit... practice safe and think safe... you can make a difference!
Thursday, November 30, 2006
What did Yahoo! mail said to Gmail?
Here is a joke that i just came out during lunch time. Yes, i got nothing to do. Here goes:
now, laugh!
ha... ha... ha...
is sky the limit... mail me your Gstring...
what did Yahoo! mail said to Gmail?
'mail me your GString'
what did Hotmail said to Gmail?
'i'm Hot on your GSpot'
now, laugh!
ha... ha... ha...
is sky the limit... mail me your Gstring...
Tuesday, November 28, 2006
This is the 200th post... and i am feeling...
Hi all, this is the 200th post and i am feeling a bit like below plus with all the current situation i am now in.
is sky the limit... yikes! argh!
is sky the limit... yikes! argh!
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