Standing at the drowned state of Johor, it was an unbelievable sight to behold, with trashes everywhere, branches and leaves laying on the ground, cars wrenched in water, upside down carts and dead cat.
Neh, well, luckily for my better part of the town, this had not happened except for the usual dead cat laying in the middle of the trunk road.
Checking around my town, it was still the same and dried that time when I returned. Inspecting closer inside my house, well, w**, more spider cobwebs..
Monday, January 08, 2007
Thursday, January 04, 2007
Greed is good?
What's your resolution for new year? A common question that will and most probably be asked by any of your friends or foes!
Statement no. 1 : "I want to be rich!". Well, good, what a common resolution, who wants to be poor? Ask any of the african scantilly dress, malnutrion kids laying on the sand asking for food, do they want rich? They said, "What the 'fu**' you give me money for?" Give me peace and food! The moral of the story: if you have no strength, how are you going to use the money? When you're old, enjoy to the fullest, money can't be use anywhere other than the real world. Enjoy with your love one!
Statement no. 2: "I want to get good results!". Hehe, sorry, dude, this is not genie machine who instantly and spontaneously grant you a good wish. No smart hard work without good results. For the dude, who sat on the table for 24/7 last year, get a life! Look outside the window! Well, hell no, I'm not asking you to jump outside! Look at the bright side! Oh, and hell no, I'm not asking you to play sport for 24/7. Be smart and study smart. Study is a must but don't take it for granted that looking at the page for 1 second then saying I'm smart! Well, unless you are really darn smart....
Statement no. 3: "Where are thou, pretty babes?" (For guys). or "Where are thou, handsomes?" (For girls). Well, sad to say again, unless you're Tom Cruise or Pamela Anderson, you are still sleeping inside your bedroom on top of Dumblopillow coz you ain't getting a life! Go out, pull yourself and get your confident and approach any babes or handsomes you came across. No actions = no feelings = no relationship coz they don't even know that you're exist! Introduction = new friends = interesting = 50% of getting into good relationship no matter how you looks like! Trust me, go ahead and introduce yourself to a new babe or handsome.
Eh, you got more resolutions? No problem, the earth has 365 days (pardon me, if you have more or less) and 24 hours time per day! Hope you have your good resolution and wishes everyone who is reading a very Happy New Year!
Oh, btw, I see many chinese new year banner too!
Statement no. 1 : "I want to be rich!". Well, good, what a common resolution, who wants to be poor? Ask any of the african scantilly dress, malnutrion kids laying on the sand asking for food, do they want rich? They said, "What the 'fu**' you give me money for?" Give me peace and food! The moral of the story: if you have no strength, how are you going to use the money? When you're old, enjoy to the fullest, money can't be use anywhere other than the real world. Enjoy with your love one!
Statement no. 2: "I want to get good results!". Hehe, sorry, dude, this is not genie machine who instantly and spontaneously grant you a good wish. No smart hard work without good results. For the dude, who sat on the table for 24/7 last year, get a life! Look outside the window! Well, hell no, I'm not asking you to jump outside! Look at the bright side! Oh, and hell no, I'm not asking you to play sport for 24/7. Be smart and study smart. Study is a must but don't take it for granted that looking at the page for 1 second then saying I'm smart! Well, unless you are really darn smart....
Statement no. 3: "Where are thou, pretty babes?" (For guys). or "Where are thou, handsomes?" (For girls). Well, sad to say again, unless you're Tom Cruise or Pamela Anderson, you are still sleeping inside your bedroom on top of Dumblopillow coz you ain't getting a life! Go out, pull yourself and get your confident and approach any babes or handsomes you came across. No actions = no feelings = no relationship coz they don't even know that you're exist! Introduction = new friends = interesting = 50% of getting into good relationship no matter how you looks like! Trust me, go ahead and introduce yourself to a new babe or handsome.
Eh, you got more resolutions? No problem, the earth has 365 days (pardon me, if you have more or less) and 24 hours time per day! Hope you have your good resolution and wishes everyone who is reading a very Happy New Year!
Oh, btw, I see many chinese new year banner too!
Monday, January 01, 2007
Thinking of how time fly
Ohh, it's almost time for me to return and i dread to see the old housemates again, insanity can sometime creep and chill to my backbone. What on the earth am I living with? These bunch of no-no life people can sometimes make one crazy if not, insane...
Ohh, please 2007, give me a better life!
Ohh, I have to stop whining and kick these bastard asses for the new year! :)
Ohh, please 2007, give me a better life!
Ohh, I have to stop whining and kick these bastard asses for the new year! :)
The new 2007
It's the end of 2006 and 2007 has arrived straight on time. Everywhere you go, you see "new", "new" and "new". Certain article even promised "bigger" and "larger" events, activities and scope.
Even, the blog... as he clicked on the blog, the blogger told him, "Sorry, dude, you're way out of date!" and "check out the 'new' blogger!"
He was stunned, "what the...?".
Out of frustration of the new new year, he has to log in with his gmail account and migrate his old account to the new one...
So what else is new? The new flood that flooded his uni? The new chick on the block which he has no chance and no way in getting? The new car on the street which he has no way in thinking of owning it now? or the new VAIO that he has absolutely no way in keeping it in his closet?
Everything is new in the new year of 2007 but everything has a new price too so in the end, he's just an old guy with old laptop, old nagging from parents, old bike, old house, and old friends to chat with.
What's the difference between 2006 and 2007? Yeah, the new blog and entries... that's new, of course!
Even, the blog... as he clicked on the blog, the blogger told him, "Sorry, dude, you're way out of date!" and "check out the 'new' blogger!"
He was stunned, "what the...?".
Out of frustration of the new new year, he has to log in with his gmail account and migrate his old account to the new one...
So what else is new? The new flood that flooded his uni? The new chick on the block which he has no chance and no way in getting? The new car on the street which he has no way in thinking of owning it now? or the new VAIO that he has absolutely no way in keeping it in his closet?
Everything is new in the new year of 2007 but everything has a new price too so in the end, he's just an old guy with old laptop, old nagging from parents, old bike, old house, and old friends to chat with.
What's the difference between 2006 and 2007? Yeah, the new blog and entries... that's new, of course!
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
Unthinkable incident...
I do not know how to begin on this entry. This morning, i saw something and it reflects upon me. Conversations were spoken in Cantonese:
Old Nenek : * looking around after paying her bill *
Me : * I looked at her *
Old Nenek : * she looked at me and then to the Uncle near her *
Me : * I was still looking at her *
ON : * then she turned to the uncle * Sing sang, sing sang, um koi pong ngor chuen wah lar... um koi ar... um koi ar...
Uncle : ok ok... meh si ar poh poh...
**old granny : mr.. mr.. can you help me to translate... thank you.. thank you...
**uncle : ok ok... what is granny?
ON : Tou sin ngo bei tin than... tan hai hui yao bei fan ngo ee kor tan leh... hui yao mou man ngor lor chuen... leh pong ngor man hui ee kor sui than sai um sai bei ar...
Uncle : ok ok... tak tak...
**granny : i paid my bill just now... but she returned me back this bill... and she did not asked me for money... can you ask her whether i need to pay my water bill?
**uncle: ok ok... can... can...
Uncle : Nenek ini dia kata bagi bil elektrik tapi you takder tanya dia wang untuk bil air...
Post Office Clerk : oh, dia bagi letter air bukan bil air...
**Uncle : OOOI!! You! WTF! this poor granny here give you water bill why you don farking ask her for money?
**PO clerk : Nia ma... she give me this a letter... not farking water bill...
ok ok... just kidding... i made it up...
**Uncle : this granny here said she gave you her water bill and why you did not ask money from her?
**PO clerk : oh, she gave me cover letter... not the water bill...
Uncle : ok ok... * he turns to the poh poh *... poh poh ar... hui wah lei mou beh hui sui than... ee kor um hai sui than lei keh... lei wan har yat bin lei keh sau toi...
ON : Mou meh? ee kor um hai sui than lei kar?
**Uncle : ok ok... granny, she said you did not give her water bill... this is not water bill... can you search in your bag?
**Granny : No? this is not water bill?
Uncle : Hai lor...
ON : orh... orh... ngo wan har... * so she looked in her bag * ...ngor chau kei tak ngor ying koi you bei sui than... kai lei kai hui thim kai ngor chung yau gum thor chuen...
**Uncle : Yes...
**Granny : ok ok... i search for it... i remembered i need to pay water bill... count here count there i still blur why so much money in my hand..
* I passed by them to pay my bill next to their counter *
Uncle : ...
ON : wan tou lar... lei tai ham mai ee kor...?
**uncle : ...
**granny : i found it! Can you check if this is water bill?
Uncle : hai lar.. poh poh... lei hor yi beh hui...
ON : * she gives the water bill to the clerk and pay the money *
**uncle : yes, granny... you can pay her now.
Uncle : ok lar... poh poh..
ON ; um koi ar... um koi ar... ngor tit chai lui yau um heong... ngor you kar ki lei... ngor keh kei sing chun hou hou...
**granny : thank you... thank you... my sons and daughters not around... i need to settle this on my own... my memory still very good...
Uncle : * nod nod and smile smile *...
I am still thinking about this incident...
is sky the limit... poh poh... kei sing very good!
Old Nenek : * looking around after paying her bill *
Me : * I looked at her *
Old Nenek : * she looked at me and then to the Uncle near her *
Me : * I was still looking at her *
ON : * then she turned to the uncle * Sing sang, sing sang, um koi pong ngor chuen wah lar... um koi ar... um koi ar...
Uncle : ok ok... meh si ar poh poh...
**old granny : mr.. mr.. can you help me to translate... thank you.. thank you...
**uncle : ok ok... what is granny?
ON : Tou sin ngo bei tin than... tan hai hui yao bei fan ngo ee kor tan leh... hui yao mou man ngor lor chuen... leh pong ngor man hui ee kor sui than sai um sai bei ar...
Uncle : ok ok... tak tak...
**granny : i paid my bill just now... but she returned me back this bill... and she did not asked me for money... can you ask her whether i need to pay my water bill?
**uncle: ok ok... can... can...
Uncle : Nenek ini dia kata bagi bil elektrik tapi you takder tanya dia wang untuk bil air...
Post Office Clerk : oh, dia bagi letter air bukan bil air...
**Uncle : OOOI!! You! WTF! this poor granny here give you water bill why you don farking ask her for money?
**PO clerk : Nia ma... she give me this a letter... not farking water bill...
ok ok... just kidding... i made it up...
**Uncle : this granny here said she gave you her water bill and why you did not ask money from her?
**PO clerk : oh, she gave me cover letter... not the water bill...
Uncle : ok ok... * he turns to the poh poh *... poh poh ar... hui wah lei mou beh hui sui than... ee kor um hai sui than lei keh... lei wan har yat bin lei keh sau toi...
ON : Mou meh? ee kor um hai sui than lei kar?
**Uncle : ok ok... granny, she said you did not give her water bill... this is not water bill... can you search in your bag?
**Granny : No? this is not water bill?
Uncle : Hai lor...
ON : orh... orh... ngo wan har... * so she looked in her bag * ...ngor chau kei tak ngor ying koi you bei sui than... kai lei kai hui thim kai ngor chung yau gum thor chuen...
**Uncle : Yes...
**Granny : ok ok... i search for it... i remembered i need to pay water bill... count here count there i still blur why so much money in my hand..
* I passed by them to pay my bill next to their counter *
Uncle : ...
ON : wan tou lar... lei tai ham mai ee kor...?
**uncle : ...
**granny : i found it! Can you check if this is water bill?
Uncle : hai lar.. poh poh... lei hor yi beh hui...
ON : * she gives the water bill to the clerk and pay the money *
**uncle : yes, granny... you can pay her now.
Uncle : ok lar... poh poh..
ON ; um koi ar... um koi ar... ngor tit chai lui yau um heong... ngor you kar ki lei... ngor keh kei sing chun hou hou...
**granny : thank you... thank you... my sons and daughters not around... i need to settle this on my own... my memory still very good...
Uncle : * nod nod and smile smile *...
I am still thinking about this incident...
is sky the limit... poh poh... kei sing very good!
Taking a break...
It has been another year again. I feel so lazy. Lazy in everything. I just want to eat (argh!, my personal hair stylist said, 'I noticed you'd put on weight') and sleep. This is what i am feeling right now:
oh, i feel so lazy...I am taking a break for a while...
is sky the limit... i'll be back...
Friday, December 01, 2006
they say ITS pink if he is a virgin
Yesterday, someone asked me about natural human procreation question. So to share with you all about some of sex education you can get from me. Here is the first main question:
(Editor's note: careful, nowadays AIDS are widespread... the right way is to be is that you found yours truly!)
Now here comes the second main question:
me: i asked you one question, can you abstain from sex?
miss z: u mean deny sex ?
me: yup, deny from sex until you married.
miss z: yes.
me: Then that answer your first question. Now for the next question, guys wear condom so you won't get pregnant. Easy right? Well, the ultimate thing in wearing condom is to prevent AIDS. Practice safe.
miss z: but first question answered meh???
me: yup... when you answer yes meaning you can abstain from sex before marriage... meaning its depends on the individual... some like and some don't like... again, that depends on the individual in thinking... what if you answer no...?
(Editor's note: I do not know about today's trend and culture. But wouldn't it be nice to find yours and truly, settle down and then matter it later? My suggestion to all is don't simply just jump in. Think before you do as it involves more than one person emotionally... )
me: now i asked you back... What would you do if you had sex before marriage?
miss z: i'll feel betrayed.
me: Well it all depends * what's done is done * .. some girls who prefer after marriage then sex maybe its religion thingy, some personal principle, some are taught that (sex abstinence until marriage) should be the right way and so forth. Well, if i were you i won't felt betrayed cos you might never know the other party you are marrying is virgin or not... he says he is virgin.. you believe ar? Is there any way to detect a guy being a virgin?
miss z: got one theory to detect wor....
me: how? Tell me...
miss z: why u wan to know?
me: hahahaha i want to know lar...
miss z: u wan to check whether is it true?
me: yup.
miss z: hehehehe
me: heheheheheh... don't lar hehehehe... Tell lar... We all are big boys and big girls oredy. Nothing to be ashamed lar.
miss z: ok... they say ITS pink if he is a virgin
me: wah lau eh... who told you that?
miss z: Are you checking it now? hehehehehe...
me: mine one pink whole year long... come on lar * ini theory maciam pun boleh ar?! *... who told you that?!
miss z: stranger...
me: hahahahahahaha... i don't think so...
miss z: what theory you have then?
me: i dun have any theory to that... hahahahahaha... the only thing i know is this... if your husband is clumsy in sex.. then most probably he hasn't done before. If your husband is pro then you know lar...
miss z: poke in the wrong hole? hahahahaha...
me: poke in the wrong hole??!! hahahahaha... I think by today's world standard... any hole pun boleh... hahahahahahahahhaha...
miss z: cool! Were u clumsy?
me: eh... so private punya question ... why u want to know? Cannot tell... cannot tell... shh... shh...
A community message from Is Sky The Limit : Episode 2. Regardless of sex after or before marriage... practice safe sex and think safe. You can make a difference.
is sky the limit... practice safe and think safe... you can make a difference!
miss z: got something to ask u... hehehe... do you agree that men have sex for lust...women have sex for love ?me: no i don't agree... because men and women are human and... human got emotion... emotion include lust, jealousy, pervertness, happy and etc... so women and men do have sex either for lust or for love ... both too... but the ultimate objective of sex is to pro-create and multiply human population.
(Editor's note: careful, nowadays AIDS are widespread... the right way is to be is that you found yours truly!)
Now here comes the second main question:
miss z: if that's the case, why some do (sex) before marriage or why guys wear condom ?
me: i asked you one question, can you abstain from sex?
miss z: u mean deny sex ?
me: yup, deny from sex until you married.
miss z: yes.
me: Then that answer your first question. Now for the next question, guys wear condom so you won't get pregnant. Easy right? Well, the ultimate thing in wearing condom is to prevent AIDS. Practice safe.
miss z: but first question answered meh???
me: yup... when you answer yes meaning you can abstain from sex before marriage... meaning its depends on the individual... some like and some don't like... again, that depends on the individual in thinking... what if you answer no...?
(Editor's note: I do not know about today's trend and culture. But wouldn't it be nice to find yours and truly, settle down and then matter it later? My suggestion to all is don't simply just jump in. Think before you do as it involves more than one person emotionally... )
me: now i asked you back... What would you do if you had sex before marriage?
miss z: i'll feel betrayed.
me: Well it all depends * what's done is done * .. some girls who prefer after marriage then sex maybe its religion thingy, some personal principle, some are taught that (sex abstinence until marriage) should be the right way and so forth. Well, if i were you i won't felt betrayed cos you might never know the other party you are marrying is virgin or not... he says he is virgin.. you believe ar? Is there any way to detect a guy being a virgin?
miss z: got one theory to detect wor....
me: how? Tell me...
miss z: why u wan to know?
me: hahahaha i want to know lar...
miss z: u wan to check whether is it true?
me: yup.
miss z: hehehehe
me: heheheheheh... don't lar hehehehe... Tell lar... We all are big boys and big girls oredy. Nothing to be ashamed lar.
miss z: ok... they say ITS pink if he is a virgin
me: wah lau eh... who told you that?
miss z: Are you checking it now? hehehehehe...
me: mine one pink whole year long... come on lar * ini theory maciam pun boleh ar?! *... who told you that?!
miss z: stranger...
me: hahahahahahaha... i don't think so...
miss z: what theory you have then?
me: i dun have any theory to that... hahahahahaha... the only thing i know is this... if your husband is clumsy in sex.. then most probably he hasn't done before. If your husband is pro then you know lar...
miss z: poke in the wrong hole? hahahahaha...
me: poke in the wrong hole??!! hahahahaha... I think by today's world standard... any hole pun boleh... hahahahahahahahhaha...
miss z: cool! Were u clumsy?
me: eh... so private punya question ... why u want to know? Cannot tell... cannot tell... shh... shh...
A community message from Is Sky The Limit : Episode 2. Regardless of sex after or before marriage... practice safe sex and think safe. You can make a difference.
is sky the limit... practice safe and think safe... you can make a difference!
Thursday, November 30, 2006
What did Yahoo! mail said to Gmail?
Here is a joke that i just came out during lunch time. Yes, i got nothing to do. Here goes:
now, laugh!
ha... ha... ha...
is sky the limit... mail me your Gstring...
what did Yahoo! mail said to Gmail?
'mail me your GString'
what did Hotmail said to Gmail?
'i'm Hot on your GSpot'
now, laugh!
ha... ha... ha...
is sky the limit... mail me your Gstring...
Tuesday, November 28, 2006
This is the 200th post... and i am feeling...
Hi all, this is the 200th post and i am feeling a bit like below plus with all the current situation i am now in.
is sky the limit... yikes! argh!
is sky the limit... yikes! argh!
Monday, November 27, 2006
Julie Cheng's Wedding! Congrats!
Wedding reception at Klang Executive Club... food was great! Roasted duck crispy and juicy!
Outside the dinner reception...
from top left : Eric Chiang, Chester, Chester's gf, JULIE, Imelda, Ee Lynfrom seated left : Kevin (Ruth's husband), Ruth, me, and Kerry.
Thursday, November 23, 2006
OK, you are hired...
In a chat with thumbelina, one part of her conversation was regarding her friend getting a new job:
thumbelina : she just got hired...
me : wow... the interview was successful
thumbelina : this weekend need to go to her party celebration...
me : wow...
thumbelina : what to do... i am also looking for an employer...
me : dun worry, you need to open up to more opportunity... and look around...
thumbelina : but now market not so good lar...
me : its just time and temporary only... when the bull runs ... there will be a lot of bulls.
thumbelina : but i don't like bull leh...
me : what do you like then?
thumbelina : moose.
me : oooh...
me : good for her... the interview was a success!
is sky the limit... employment market in Malaysia is still hot...
thumbelina : she just got hired...
me : wow... the interview was successful
thumbelina : this weekend need to go to her party celebration...
me : wow...
thumbelina : what to do... i am also looking for an employer...
me : dun worry, you need to open up to more opportunity... and look around...
thumbelina : but now market not so good lar...
me : its just time and temporary only... when the bull runs ... there will be a lot of bulls.
thumbelina : but i don't like bull leh...
me : what do you like then?
thumbelina : moose.
me : oooh...
Actually in this conversation, we are refering to her friend getting employed as a Mrs coming this weekend *. So Thumbelina is hoping to find her beau... she liken her beau as a moose!thumbelina : she is going to become Mrs X... she got employed by Mr X...
*Editorial Note: There was a mistake as pointed out by Thumbelina, her friend is actually getting married in Jan, 2007. Thousand Apologies!!!
i can imagine he will be big and strong... plus powerful and having a pair of hard antlers...hahahahahahaha... oh my...
me : good for her... the interview was a success!
is sky the limit... employment market in Malaysia is still hot...
After two years of running ISTL...finally!!!
After running ISTL for almost two years! two years!... someone finally used my quote that i left in her blog... kembang! kembang!... hahahaha... i deserve a bit lar (bei har min lar - give some face lar)... after two years of blogging and nearly the end of this episode one blogger, 'Lobak'soup, used my quote... oh yeah... feels good! Good!
Ok, to celebrate this, lunchtime roti kosong and air kosong my treat!!!
is sky the limit... hahahahahahahaha...
Ok, to celebrate this, lunchtime roti kosong and air kosong my treat!!!
is sky the limit... hahahahahahahaha...
Wednesday, November 22, 2006
Why men are hamsup? It’s our nature… otherwise, big problem!
Let me define the word hamsup before you read on.
Hamsup – An action that either men or women become arouse or excited when they see the opposite gender. In modern times, excitation can be due to the same gender too. Hamsap-ing meaning excitation of the opposite or same gender in process.
“I don’t know why you like to watch porno so much. I don’t know why you so hamsup.“
As a man, you obviously can’t stop from watching those stuffs that you think is wrong. Deny watching hamsap film is futile. We men love it very much. Ok lar, to one extend lar. So much so if a man is alone without companion(s). Unless, he is gay. Then it will be a different story altogether (brokeback mountain). Well naturally, i am a man.
Here is how I explain to her.
Me : Do you know why I got all this things to read and watch, dear?
Girlfriend then : why? Hamsup lor…
Me : No, you have to look at the overall picture. Hamsup I get to that part later.
Girlfriend then : yeah … yeah …
Me : shhh… Me being a man should not be deprive all this beautiful stuffs because it helps to relive tension and stress.
Girlfriend then : yeah… plainly you are hamsup!
Me : ahhh… you don’t get my point… as I was saying, being alone without you is unbearable… so as an alternative this replace you…
Girlfriend then : Huh…
Me : If I don’t hamsup these things… I will be going out to another girl…
Girlfriend then : You dare try! * showing her fist *
Me : That is the problem… if I don’t hamsup this things then can I hamsup you?
Girlfriend then : Go away… pervert!
Me : You should be lucky that I hamsup you!
Girlfriend then : Why?
Me : Coz, if I don’t hamsup you and these stuffs… it will be a big problem!
Girlfriend then : yeah right… the whole world will fall down… you can always go find another girl mar… * she looked down sad *
Me : That is NOT the point! You want me to hamsup guys ar?!
Girlfriend then : Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaha….
Me : See… does that answer your question why I hamsup you and my stuffs?
Girlfriend then : you go hamsup guys lar… I go find a new one…
Me : Hehehehehe… that is smart of you… therefore, I am going to hamsup you from now on!
Girlfriend then : hahahahahahahahahaha… you go away! Pervert! Wolf!
Me : haahahahahhahahahahaha… oooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Is sky the limit… that is how I made her to be my wife! No lar, just kidding!
Do something quiet... you are watching XXX .. my god!.
If my wife occupies the bedroom and do her work, I will be out in the living room watch TV, play games on my notebook or think of something to write in this blog. If whatever I do and I am very quiet, she will question me.
Wife : Low kung! What are you doing outside? Why so quiet?
Me : * playing StarCraft and headphone glue to my ears * …
Wife : Low kung!
Me : yeah?
Wife : What are you doing?
Me : playing StarCraft…
Wife : So quiet?
Me : yeah…
Wife : You are watching porno in the living room, aren’t you?
Me : no…
Wife : You must be!
Me : no…
Wife : Admit it!
Me : ok ok… yeah I am watching porno…
Wife : hehehehehe… good!
Me : *_*” ... Mana ada keadilan?
Moral of the story : Guys, if you are doing something quietly… you are watching porno…
Is sky the limit… playing StarCraft and watching porno at the same time… god must be crazy!
Parents should be beat their kids, if they do wrong...
At night, my wife had a conversation with me on child control:
Me : Cane, slap and threaten them. Maybe throw them out of the house just to scare them.
Me : Looked at me… do I looked like I got side effects…?
Wife : Yeah.. hamsup, pervert, bodoh… want me to go further?
Me : ok ok… I am going to sleep…
So readers, if you don’t threaten your kids, your kids will threaten you back next time, I don’t have a kid yet so here is a scenario:
Son : Pa, I need cash..
Me : Why?
Me : You gay ar! Wasting my money… Go back to your room and study!
Son : if you don’t give it to me… I… I… I…
Me : ok … what are you going to do?
Son : I’ll run away from home and… and… and…
Me : ok… and what are you going to do then?
Son : I’ll find my own money…
Ok, readers, there is a solution for this. Don’t worry.
Me : While you do that and pack your things and leave this house… I will ensure that 15 minutes you are packing… somebody is going to get a huurt real bad!... Real bad…
Hehehehehe… I got that last quote from Russell Peters on “Why you should beat your kids” segment… I like that part…
Is sky the limit… kids, please don’t go threaten your old man… somebody might get hurt…
A rebellious prefect in my early secondary years...
I was a rebellious prefect in my early secondary years.
Teacher : Jangan biar saya tangkap murid yang tidak ada hantar kerja rumah…
Me : oh I am so shit…
Teacher : * started checking homework against her student attendance list for those who did not hand in theirs *
Me : * who cares… yes, I did not do my Karangan *
Teacher : Ah, ini seorang… * she called out my name *
Me : * I am so shit… I am the only one who did not submit the Karangan *
Me : * kept quiet *
Me : Tidak ada buat…
Me : … * so what do you want me to do?! Go hang myself? *
Me : Tidak tahu… * I walked back to my seat *
Me : * so? Are you going to hang me? *
Me : * ok lar… I quit pengawas lor *
Teacher : Jangan biar saya tangkap murid yang tidak ada hantar kerja rumah…
Me : oh I am so shit…
Teacher : * started checking homework against her student attendance list for those who did not hand in theirs *
Me : * who cares… yes, I did not do my Karangan *
Teacher : Ah, ini seorang… * she called out my name *
Me : * I am so shit… I am the only one who did not submit the Karangan *
Me : * kept quiet *
Me : Tidak ada buat…
Me : … * so what do you want me to do?! Go hang myself? *
Me : Tidak tahu… * I walked back to my seat *
Me : * so? Are you going to hang me? *
Me : * ok lar… I quit pengawas lor *
11:30pm… What to eat for dinner?
We had a real late dinner last Sunday,
Wife : Yeah me too… what should we do? Its 11:30pm now…
Wife : Yeah me too… what should we do? Its 11:30pm now…
Me : what about mee goreng mamak?
Wife : Don't feel like having it…
Me : ok, what about nasi goreng mamak?
Wife : No.
Me : ayam goreng Mcd and white rice?
Wife : Night lar… don’t you think its too oily?
Me : oh ok, I go out buy bubur ayam and a few pieces of Yow Char Kuey to dip and eat?
Wife : Nah… its still oily… and bubur ayam? Bubur only for sick people ok?
Me : ok lar… standard food, I boil rice and steam a few cheese sausages from the fridge?
Wife : Ahhhh… ok ok… hehehehehe…
Me : * immediately got up from my bed and go do overtime in the kitchen *
Wife : * opened up her notebook and played
Is sky the limit… cook at home and eat at home and wash the dishes after that!
Mouth ulcer and salt… syok!
Me : Arghhh…. * eyes become watery *
Wife : oh my god… what have you done?
Wife : ee..yer…
Wife : ayo… ayo… so kesian…
Me : Argh… oh syok!
Wife : *_*” ... why are you tormenting your ulcer... you should gargle with salt water... not dabbing straight onto it! Kanasai!
Tormenting is a nice word... cos' we are tormented everyday in the office... right?
Is sky the limit… salt on mouth ulcer… its good…
Sunday, November 19, 2006
Bloggin' From The Curve's Cathay Cinema...
The Curve, 11/19/2006 - Hi i am bloggin' live from The Curve Cinema. Watching Deathnote and James Bond : Casino Royale.
Wanted to do this for quite some time but never got the chance as these terminals are always occupied. So here i am getting a grip with this terminal.
6:15pm Deathnote
9:00pm James Bond : Casino Royale
Yup, two shows in an evening. It has been a long time since i've done such feat with my wife. Currently she is using the next terminal. Oh yeah, feel good to be bloggin' from Cathay's access.
See you all next week...
is sky the limit... Casino Royale and Deathnote...
Friday, November 17, 2006
It's sem break, mate
It's over.
It's finally over.
What happen when you wake up, you notice a missing hole in your life?
[i]"What is happening in the world today is that the fool are always confidence while the wiser always doubt in their mind."[/i]
It's finally over.
What happen when you wake up, you notice a missing hole in your life?
[i]"What is happening in the world today is that the fool are always confidence while the wiser always doubt in their mind."[/i]
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