I'm turning on the head light.

It's dark now and it's also early.

The portal has lengthen the night time and shorten the daylight.

It was a new experience to him.

He is much more busy than before...

It's so dark and he turned on the head light. All he could see on the banner was ISTL.

"What the f***k! I just bang my head on this banner!"

Perhaps, I drank Carlsberg last night that cause me so drowsy.

"Ah, who cares..."

He strolled on...

Barber for the other part...

Me: tc
TC Boy: yo

Me: human have hairs on their head
TC Boy: yea

Me: what is the next best place that has as much hair as on your head?
TC Boy: huh?

TC Boy: human have hair everywhere
Me: i mean most hair like on human head

TC Boy: pls tell me where are u getting at?
Me: i am getting at some place where we only see it in toilet

Me: hehehehehe...
TC Boy: rigght...

TC Boy: go home n sleep man... o_O"""
Me: ever thought of opening a barber shop just for that part down under?

Me: hehehehe.,..

is sky the limit... let's get innovative

Twinkleler Twinkleler Littleler Starrrr....

I found this in Dr Liew's blog... click Twinkler Twinkler Littleler Starrr...

me : WHOA! Addictive... i am looking for this full song... hehehehe... Can anyone out there find this full version for me..?

Thanks in advance.


is sky the limit...oii twinkleler twinkleler littleler starrrrrrr....

Eat Eat Sleep Sleep

After eating dinner at 8:30pm, took a nice bath:

me : zzz.. zzz... zzz... zzz...

florence : ooi! its 9:30pm only! Open pat tou hung kan (channel 8) and watch lar... eat sleep only...

me : *_* ... pig mar...

florence : nag... nag... nag... nag...

me : * sei sei hei hei go to the tv and open channel 8 *...

-- then return to bed --

me : zzz... zzz... zzz... zzz...

florence : -__-" (hopeless and cannot be saved any more...)


is sky the limit... eat and sleep... yeah

Pemandu Teksi

RUJUKAN : Tata-Tertib Teksi yang Memalukan


Kepada pemandu-pemandu teksi yang berkenaan,


Berdasar pada rujukan diatas, saya selaku pengguna jalan raya setiap hari selalu berdepan dengan pemandu teksi yang mungkin menghadapi masalah dengan cara pemanduan mereka. Antara kejadian-kejadian yang pernah saya alami:


1. Pemandu teksi yang mengambil penumpang di sebarang tempat sesuka hati bagai datuknya yang bina.
- Kalau dibuat demikian, kenapa bazir wang rakyat bina perhentian teksi supaya penumpang boleh guna dengan betul, tidak merbahayakan nyawa pengguna jalan raya lain, serta tidak menyesakkan lalu lintas negara yang semakin sesak setiap hari. Hari itu, tarikh 15th Februari 2006, sebuah teksi mengambil penumpang di satu jalan raya dan menyebabkan kesesakkan lalu lintas di depan Millenium Court. Bukankah depan sikit ada perhentian teksi. Adakah penumpang atau pemandu teksi buta ka? Syarat dan hukum pemanduan teksi masih tidak jelas. Kalau semua teksi berbuat demikian, runtuhkanlah semua perhentian teksi. Buat apa adakan perhentian teksi? Untuk keseronokan semua orang ka?


2. Pemandu teksi yang tidak menghiraukan lampu isyarat dan keselamatan pengguna jalan raya bagai datuknya yang beri.
- Buat apa kalau ada lampu isyarat di jalan raya dan pemandu teksi tidak mematuhinya. Ini juga membazirkan wang rakyat. Pemandu teksi bukan saja tidak mematuhi undang-undang jalan raya tetapi juga mengugat keselamatan pengguna jalan raya lain. Hari itu, tarik 14th Februari 2006, sebuah teksi berhenti di tengah-tengah jalan berkembar. Saya tidak dapat mentafsirkan kelakuan teksi tersebut. Sama ada dia nak ke kanan atau ke kiri ka saya tidak tahu. Tetapi perbuatan yang lama itu telah menyebabkan banyak kereta dibelakang saya bunyikan hon. Jadi saya terpaksa menyuarakan hon kereta saya. Lalu dia gerak ke kanan. Jadi saya meneruskan perjalanan. Bukan setakat itu saja. Selepas 0.3 km, saya berhenti di satu lampu isyarat dengan satu kereta disebelah. kemudian datang teksi itu, dia menyalakan lampu isyarat ingin belok ke kanan dan hon kereta sebelah saya. Pemandu itu selaku orang yang baik mengikuti lampu isyarat jalan raya hanya buat tidak tahu saja kerana lampu isyarat masih merah. Jadi, teksi itu menyalakan lampu isyarat ingin belok ke kiri dan hon saya. Saya juga lantak dia. "Apa lu mau, gua buta ka? Tak nampak ka depan sedang merah?" saya cakap dalam hati. Tapi, pemandu teksi itu masih ingin lalu, dia buat satu pusing dan potong kita dan langgar lampu isyarat merah itu. Sewaktu dia berbuat demikian, dia memaki saya. Jadi, saya terus menunjukkan isyarat antarabangsa bagi dia. Inilah sikap-sikap pemandu teksi.


Diharap pemandu-pemandu teksi yang bertauliah hormatilah undang undang jalan raya dan jagalah tata-tertib anda.


Sekian Terima Kasih.


Nota: Kalau anda seorang pemandu teksi yang bertauliah nasihatilah pemandu-pemandu lain agar masyarakat dapat memenuhi wawasan kita sebagai rakyat Malaysia.

adakah keupayaan manusia terhad... tidak

Divine effect

As he scourge the ISTL, he stumbled across a file named.. no, not XXX but smallville...

He picked it up and looked closer "Season 5 episode 1".

His device suddenly popped up and sucked the file into the device and all his mind twisted and twirled...

[Loading...]

Lex Luthor became more evil than before.

Clark found his secret chamber (in the original superman : the crystal cave that appeared after Clark threw a green crystal). But in smallville, the crystal was actually the combination of three different stones to make a shape of Superman's Logo. The animation was 'darn' cool.

Lana Lang eventually did told Clark that she love him and so did idiotic Clark.

More meteor shower, "Anyone hot shower?", it fell from the sky again this time and hit Clark's parents home. Direct hit but... (watch for yourself).

If I were to say anymore here, someone from ISTL will surely brings out a 'parang' sword and hack me... then I have to go vagrant again.

[Disconnected...]

enlarging and firming everywhere?

Really anywhere?? I got this pic from Amcorp Mall...

is sky the limit... anywhere...

Top Ten...

Yesterday Chap Goh Mei marks the end of 2006 Chinese New Year. That night we were watching Hong Kong's Top 10 Song Award. I am not sure which year.


* TV : ".. we have our next nominee Wai Lan, Soler, Twins, SHE, Yanzi... "
Me : My goodness.. what kind of name is that Wai Lan... why she pick that name... sound like "make my life miserable"... wai lan.. wai lan.. you want to "wai lan" me meh? Also who is that group SOLER? Ayo... my goodness... SOLER... what does it stand for? SOLER... SOLER... my goodness... why not SOLAR, POLAR, MOLAR, MO MO LAR, SO SO LAR...


Florence : aiya.. you won't understand one lar.. these are new groups... hahahaha...
Me : I know i am old lar. But i still recognise TWINS, SHE, YANZI, AH MEI but must this group named SOLER and WAI LAN... my goodness... as though there are no more names... Wai Lan and SOLER names so WAK TAK (ugly)!


Florence : Hahahaha... yalar... yalar... you better go update...
Me : I still like Beyond, Alan Tam, Sally Yeh, Hacken Lee, Andy Lau... look at Lau Tak Wah, he is still look good all this years. In fact, of all the Four Heavenly God, I still like Jacky Cheung and Andy Lau. The rest GHKWH (God Heaven's Know What Happen!). NOt to mention George Lam (Ah Lam), Anita Mui, Leslie Cheung...


Florence : Ok ok ok... stop stop... tak boleh tahan... o_O"
Me : Ya mar... their voice is better than today's group or individual.


Florence : Old man! :P
Me : Ok ok lar... give me some face lar... i still knew TWINS, SHE, YANZI, Eason (i hated him... Don't ask me why), Edison (good for looks only), Leo Ku (the one who sang cats and dogs.. why not pig)...then your handsome and hamsup idol Jay Chou, ...


Florence : ok ok ok... stop stop... tak boleh tahan... o_O" Bising...
Me : hehehehe...

is sky the limit... whoa man i still love Beyond!

Vagrant, you have been promoted!

"Ahem, hey you, vagrant, what's your name?"

"Me? I.. I.. do not know for I.."

"Okay, now I will register you a new nickname called ... Jeff. Now begone.."

[He was zoom out of the sky and fall on the ground]

He woke up, feeling a bit dizzy. All he remembered now was his new name is Jeff. He looked at the sky again. Was the sky the limit?

He stood up and his brain suddenly bulged with all the memories during a festival known as... ... ... ... ... Chinese New Year.

[His brother.. his brother's girlfriend... the 'mahjong'..... the playstation.... the red packet... a cave... and some of his good friends...]

"Ah, pain in the ass.. what the f***k.."

"I still got load of tests and assignments to be done!"

The starting of a new portal...

[Suddenly, a huge giant gateway falled from the sky and landed just rigth in from of him..]

"Thud!"

He was stunned and fall onto the ground while looking high up at the humongous plate like glowing portal. He stood up, adjusting himself and looked carefully at it closer.

[On the gateway it had a encrypted code message that sounds like this: "Welcome, to those vagrant who seek more knowledge, thou shou not wonder for thou has been promoted to a permanent portal that require no journey to the other far land to seek the knowledge thou seeking"]

He scratch his cheek and look onto the sky. He faltered for awhile and put his hand into the portal. As soon as he touched the portal, it glowed in bright colour.

[Loud voice were heard from beyond the gate]

"Hey, idiot, do you want to come in or not?"

The vagrant looked at his surrounding area and before he could do anything, a pair of hand appear from the gate and dragged him in.

"Welcome vagrant to the world of Streamyx.. Do not question, just use it wisely!"

He appeared in another dimension...

His surrounding seems to be cloudy...

Pay to work or work to pay...

One of my principles when it comes to working is that i very much "pantang" or taboo that i have to pay to work. Recently, a friend of mine were talking to me about how an MLM talked to him about getting rich without having to work so much. The deal? You have to pay a certain amount of hundreds of dollars to be a member. After paying, you will have recruit members and sell things. Whether the returns will be great, the results is unknown.

First, if i am going to work i will make sure that i won't pay anything. Instead, i offer you my service and you pay me. That is why i hate MLM so much. Have you ever consider that when you either buy their products or becoming a member the chances of striking rick works?

Second, i don't like begging or persuading people to join something or buy something. Hell, if your product are damn good i don't think you need people to walk around and ask people to buy. Instead people will come to you and buy it themselves.

Third, you may argue that MLM method is just one way of introducing to the people. So? Plus what happens if the company close down or they don't want MLM anymore while you still earn nothing? Its not stable. Period.

Fourth, you may even argue that you can take your own time and recruit members (what the hell happen to HR department?) or sell products. WTF? If i don't go find members or sell your products my points will remain low and wouldn't get much. No way, i am going to waste my money on MLM thingies and sweat off my time go look for some Ah Bengs and Uncles to get their money.

Fifth, don't come and talk to me about MLM. You want me to pay you for membership? Why not i pay you and you go look for members for me and i earn your points. Go fly kite!

In conclusion, i worked 8 hours a day and is enough. Seeing customer another extra hours and for sure have to see customer faces and farts for MLM is not my cup of tea. I rather use my extra hours to do something beneficial like still getting money and not paying anything large amount of money for membership fees.

Tell me why do i need to pay RM300 to work (recruiting members is still a work) and be a member and still have to go find members for you? Absolutely it is out of the question.

is sky the limit... i get paid for working not paying to work. Go fly Kite!

Random Chat - Ipoh Girls

Every where i go and every person i met in Malaysia for sure i will be asked with that question every time.

Any man : william, which hometown are you from?

Me : Oh, i am from Ipoh.

The northen second city of Malaysia situated in the state called Perak.

Any man : Oh! you are from Ipoh... Wah! Ipoh girls are beautiful...

Me : Really?

Getting asked with that question sometimes is really annoying. I do not have an grudge against my own female counterparts coming from my home town. Just that, i don't really believe so much on it. There are still other beautiful girls in other states and cities.
My beautiful wife is not from Ipoh.

One man : Oh yeah...

Me : Named one...
One man : Aiya... its true mah...

Me : Kuala Lumpur doesn't have any beautiful chicks is it?
one man : Ayoo... my man... KL girls full of make-up lar... not as authentic as Ipoh girls mar...

Me : So you mean they put too much make-up... aiya, Ipoh girls also put make-up to look beautiful lar... there are KL girls who did not put make-up also look as beautiful as Ipoh girls... totally disagree with you...
One man : no lar.. you won't understand one lar... you know the meaning of sweet... they look sweet lar... hai...

Me : Nah, here is a Cadbury's chocolate... very sweet too.
One man : dun wan to argue with you...

Me : ok ok lar, ipoh girls beautiful lor...

is sky the limit... * nothing to say *

Cave-ing Movies...

The Cave (2005)	The Descent (2006)
A group of sea cave divers were hired to explore a cave underneath a church. The group sees it as a chance to discover and the cave too.	A group of hardy and challenge loving ladies trying to improve back their relationship by exploring an uncharted cave.
Group consist of 80% male 20% female	Group consists of ladies only.
Group attacked by creatures.	Group attacked by creatures.
Creatures with wings looked like ogres.	Creatures looked like ogres.
Creatures were once human but transformed after infected.	Creatures were there since the prehistoric time.
Creatures can see in the dark.	Creature is sensitive to sound in the dark.
Men fought creatures.	Ladies fought creatures and there is one girl-female creature fight scene. This scene seems like showing woman power.
Cave climbing scenes.	Cave climbing scenes.
All died except a few able to escape.	All died.
Happy ending story.	Sad ending story.
Rating : B	Rating : C+

From my point of view, i just could not stop comparing it to the first cave movie, the Cave. Both of these movie is too similar and too predictable. So what's next from Hollywood? Let's remake the Cave with Peter Jackson.

is sky the limit... yes.

Men and Women... both needs each other...

She said : Women are crazy. Men are stupid. Women are crazy because men are stupid.

I said : Men are stupid because women ask crazy stuffs.

is sky the limit... go crazy go stupid yeah!

Happy Thaipusam 2006

Hi all,

Again, with the next coming festivity after Chinese New Year, Thaipusam sets in. I would like wish all my Indian friends a very Happy Thaipusam. Drive safely and rest enough before continuing on with your journey back home.

Happy Thaipusam (Thaipusam Vaalthukkal - as greeted in Indian)

The ISTL Management.

Random Chat - Put there also got ppl c?

Once upon a day after many, many moons ago, now it came back...


liling says : hihi
William says : hihi.. what wind brings you to my little corner
liling says : haha.. nolah..
liling says : c ur name i n my list ma..
liling says : how ur new year?
William says : oh
William says : my new year.. ok ok
liling says : haha..
liling says : got eat too much a?
William says : yeah
William says : alot
liling says : then
liling says : get fat a?
William says : oh yes.. added 5 kg
liling says : got or ?
liling says : 5 kg very geng ler..
William says : geng?! scary lar
William says : visit: www.isskythelimit.blogspot.com
liling says : wat tat?


William says : A blog, is a weapon, that you can aim and shoot nuclear missiles at those girls like you...!



* Just kidding i make this up but this is not the cun part *


William says : it's my personal blog where i can put stuffs into it and let people read...
liling says : oooo...
William says : had it quite sometime oredy
liling says : oo really?
William says : yeah i never really expose it so much lar only a few people.. this year they ask me to get it more expose
liling says : they?
liling says : who?
William says : but still i am quite selective lar
William says : they my frens lar
liling says : ooo...


* here comes the cun part *


William says : u won't mind if i put our conversation into my blog right?
liling says : conversation?
William says : yeah
liling says : we talk nothing wor..
liling says : put there also got ppl c? * ISTL's spectacle fall down *
William says : yeah
liling says : ooo..
liling says : ...




William : Nothing to say anymore...


is sky the limit... got people c meh?

Washing your eyes

Caution : 18 SX material. Read at your own risk.

Two men drinking at a cafe in a shopping mall:

man 1: wow... look at that girl... cantik oh...

man 2: nice legs... very fair also...

man 1: yalar... nice hair... face also cute... see how she walks... the punggung (arse) so tight...

man 2: hehehe... good to grab... eh your wife in the past also like that lar... hahahaha...

man 1: hai... that was the past lar...

man 2: Dun lar... still your wife mar... see... see... another one coming... wah very big oh...

man 1: no lar.. this butt is not big lar... just perky lar...

man 2: who say butt? I'm saying her breast lar... idiot!

man 1: ya hor... must be nice to squeeze...

man 2: here here... another one... wah this one damn sexy... bareback and lacy skirt...

man 1: umm... umm...

man 2: Hai... my wife calling... * answers his mobile phone * ... eh.. i gotta go... catch you later... bye

man 1: see you... i call you out next time...

Two men washing eyes in a mall...

is sky the limit... go wash eyes!

My Blog's worth...

My blog worth only of USD 2,258.16. So if i sell my blog, i will be getting around RM5K. The pricing still is good. Maybe i should start full time blogging and put more stuffs into it. So if michael's blog worth millions of dollar so he will be a millionaire and no need to work anymore... even devil's blog worth more than mine... Sigh.. i guess i have to work harder....


money.. money... money... its so funny... in a rich man's world...



hahahahaha... just kidding... not bad for a site that could evaluate blogs...

is sky the limit... money, money, money, its so funny, in a rich man's world...

Mahjong Mahjong...

Of mahjong and chinese new year, you will see a lot of cauliflower aunties playing mahjong. Pot bellied and balding uncles in one corner playing their favourite poker and smoked all night long. Most probably all the Ah Sei's (maid) job will be very pack too.

Mahjong, each of those tiles that is as big as your thumb is shuffled and played by four players. The sound of the clashing tiles filled every night during the Chinese New Year is enough to make you sleep less and stayed up late for more Chinese New Year night movies. My opposite neighbour was not loosing out too. They have the biggest team (3 mahjong tables) and ours just one!. It is enough and deafening added the shoutings of winning and losing effects.

I always wonder why the Chinese would come out with such an addictive game. Why couldn't the Chinese come out with PS 2 or other game consoles in the early days? Imagine if the Chinese came out with Nintendo, Sega or PS 2 in the first place instead of SONY.

You will see pot bellied and balding uncles and cauliflower aunties crouching by the TV and holding those consoles. PS 2 is green and will have four keypad consoles. Navigation symbol will be named after North, South, East and West. Those X, O, Square and Triangle buttons will be some other mahjong symbols. Urgh! Speaking of cauliflower aunties, i observed some of them are spotting the long straight iron-ed hair nowadays. What will michael called these aunties?

Anyway, Florence won her first mahjong game:

is sky the limit... go play mahjong!

Eat, Eat, Eat - Gong Xi Fa Chai!

Ipoh - On the 1st day till 4th day of Chinese New Year, i only eat, eat, eat and as a result... i have become so prosperous that moving my arse just to grab the tv remote control was so difficult. Mom, Grandma, First Auntie, Dad, Third Bro, and Florence said, "You are FAT!" Argh!!!!... I really need to go to Marie France!

Preparation for Chinese New Year

Prawns, Sea Cucumber, Pig Legs, Huge Steam Pomfrets, Steam Kampung Chicken, Chillie Crabs, Tofu, Biscuits, and lots' more..

And Supper nearly every night before sleeping

Even in shopping with Florence, can't waste on those delicious Doraemon's Dorayaki!

End Result : Weighing in 70 kg... Prosperous in Dog Year!

is sky the limit... eat, eat, eat, come on let's eat!