Friday, December 01, 2006

they say ITS pink if he is a virgin

Yesterday, someone asked me about natural human procreation question. So to share with you all about some of sex education you can get from me. Here is the first main question:
miss z: got something to ask u... hehehe... do you agree that men have sex for lust...women have sex for love ?
me: no i don't agree... because men and women are human and... human got emotion... emotion include lust, jealousy, pervertness, happy and etc... so women and men do have sex either for lust or for love ... both too... but the ultimate objective of sex is to pro-create and multiply human population.

(Editor's note: careful, nowadays AIDS are widespread... the right way is to be is that you found yours truly!)


Now here comes the second main question:

miss z: if that's the case, why some do (sex) before marriage or why guys wear condom ?

me: i asked you one question, can you abstain from sex?
miss z: u mean deny sex ?

me: yup, deny from sex until you married.
miss z: yes.

me: Then that answer your first question. Now for the next question, guys wear condom so you won't get pregnant. Easy right? Well, the ultimate thing in wearing condom is to prevent AIDS. Practice safe.
miss z: but first question answered meh???

me: yup... when you answer yes meaning you can abstain from sex before marriage... meaning its depends on the individual... some like and some don't like... again, that depends on the individual in thinking... what if you answer no...?

(Editor's note: I do not know about today's trend and culture. But wouldn't it be nice to find yours and truly, settle down and then matter it later? My suggestion to all is don't simply just jump in. Think before you do as it involves more than one person emotionally... )

me: now i asked you back... What would you do if you had sex before marriage?
miss z: i'll feel betrayed.

me: Well it all depends * what's done is done * .. some girls who prefer after marriage then sex maybe its religion thingy, some personal principle, some are taught that (sex abstinence until marriage) should be the right way and so forth. Well, if i were you i won't felt betrayed cos you might never know the other party you are marrying is virgin or not... he says he is virgin.. you believe ar? Is there any way to detect a guy being a virgin?

miss z: got one theory to detect wor....
me: how? Tell me...

miss z: why u wan to know?
me: hahahaha i want to know lar...

miss z: u wan to check whether is it true?

me: yup.

miss z: hehehehe
me: heheheheheh... don't lar hehehehe... Tell lar... We all are big boys and big girls oredy. Nothing to be ashamed lar.

miss z: ok... they say ITS pink if he is a virgin
me: wah lau eh... who told you that?

miss z: Are you checking it now? hehehehehe...
me: mine one pink whole year long... come on lar * ini theory maciam pun boleh ar?! *... who told you that?!

miss z: stranger...
me: hahahahahahaha... i don't think so...

miss z: what theory you have then?
me: i dun have any theory to that... hahahahahaha... the only thing i know is this... if your husband is clumsy in sex.. then most probably he hasn't done before. If your husband is pro then you know lar...

miss z: poke in the wrong hole? hahahahaha...
me: poke in the wrong hole??!! hahahahaha... I think by today's world standard... any hole pun boleh... hahahahahahahahhaha...

miss z: cool! Were u clumsy?
me: eh... so private punya question ... why u want to know? Cannot tell... cannot tell... shh... shh...

A community message from Is Sky The Limit : Episode 2. Regardless of sex after or before marriage... practice safe sex and think safe. You can make a difference.

is sky the limit... practice safe and think safe... you can make a difference!

4 comments:

Hijackqueen said...

True hor, nowadays any hole also can poke.

Anonymous said...

nowadays oso hard to see if a girl is a virgin or not wat...since gymnastics, mountain biking, aerobics, rock climbing...all has its risks?

then some people tell me that u can see whether a guy is a virgin or not by how he performs in bed...

but then again..this kinda question, ask ppl like sensual sophia better! hee~

william wilstroth said...

hijackqueen - what to do? kambing(s) are included...

blueapple - sensual sophia?! that blog is a blogging to-be library of educational resources! hahahahahahaha...

Sensual Sophia said...

If the guy is a virgin, he wouldn't even know how to position himself and where to poke la. But if he's smart, he would coyly ask the chick to guide him in, hahahaha.