Tuesday, February 28, 2006
[No offense] But this 'one' people who is out there lurking in the internet definitely badly infected with it. [Sorry, no offense, at least I'm polite here where else that 'one' people out there doesn't deserve to be called human!]
[What the big deal?] It's my forum and I can simply put 's' anywhere I want. I can put my 's' over here's' or over there's'. So's' what's' 'you' care's' about's'? Huh's'? Go shoot the wall if you don't like where I put my 's'. Anyway, it's my as's'. Why 'you' care so much, 'you-idiot-zombie'?
[With my magnum .5 fully loaded, I might shoot your head off you as's' zombie!]
Surgeon : Congratulations! Your desktop's surgery is successful. We managed to wipe out the old infested memory and give you a newer system. Everything is fresh, new and fast.
Me : * Kam Tung * Thank you Thank you * Kam Tung *
The doctors pushed out the desktop to me. I just grabbed it and go home. I hugged it and kissed it.
Me : Good to see you again
Desktop : uh uh... what is your name? who are you?
Me : Don't worry both of us will have a good time together...
Doctors and surgeons : * eeee yeerr.. so gay wan... yuck! yuck! ptui! ptui! * This patient tak boleh tahan.... * quickly ran back to their offices and hide *
is sky the limit... oh my desktop, you are back!
Monday, February 27, 2006
Doctor : You will have a new companion and it will not remember anything that both of you have done in the past.
Saturday, February 25, 2006
As he walked down the street of Anayasha ( Kingdom of the Harshal ), a young youthful lady walked past by and as soon as she got a glimpsed of him, she stopped and halted him.
"I know you!" she said.
"Hmm, but I don't recall we met anywhere"
"No, no, I apologized. We haven't met but I know who you are!"
"Hmm, sorry miss, I really have to go."
"No, wait, you are the consultant of Prominence!" she announced.
"Ok, I believed I can spare a few minutes for you, how can I help you?"
[The real story started this way.]
We sat on a bench of a serene garden...
"Okay you can start now.." I said.
"Well, I used to have a boyfriend in the uni I'm currently in but then we got separated." She said.
"Because there was a third party."
"Your boyfriend found someone more beautiful than you are? Just kidding.. who's the third party? A third girl?" I questioned.
"No, it was a boy!"
"Huh, you found out your boyfriend is a gay?" I was shocked.
"No lar, he's just fine, the third party was another guy falling for me." she answered.
"I decided to stop my current relationship." she continued.
"Because you want the third party?"
"No, at first, I was confused and I didn't choose anyone." she explained. "But then not long, I decided whom I want, I decided to choose the third party."
"Then I don't see anything wrong here.." I'm confused now.
"Well, the third party refused to accept me even though he said that he still loves me.." she said.
"Then, you should start a new life.." I told her.
"It's not that simple as he's the one in my class. I got to see him everyday!" she exclaimed.
"You should tell him your feelings."
"I told him but he said he can't take me. He even asked me to find a new guy and don't cheat on your new lover! What the heck he wants?" she continued. "I even asked him what's wrong but he always stopped at that question and refuse to answer!"
"It's really hard for me as he still care and loves me!" she still speaking. "And he even helped me whenever I'm in need." "Whenever he flirt around, I couldn't bear it!"
"You should forget him and live on..." I comfort her. Her eyes swollen in red. [A bastard who doesn't know what he wants is a scumbag]
She explained to me that the guy always get closed to her and whenever she asked her why he couldn't accept her, he would be an ignorance, told her nothing will change (can't be a couple) and tell her to get a new bf. Why? because he loves her and care for her. This is just a BULLSHIT!
[The question of the story is why the heck that guy refuse to accept the girl when the girl loves him and the foolish guy also loves her. Yet, what the fucking foolish guy want? The guy want the girl to knee down and beg ah?] WTF, man! I just can't believe that such a guy would exist!
As I said mankind is such a weird creature.
Okay, perhaps, maybe the guy got his reasons but what? He got AIDS ah? H2N5? Cancer? Just all rubbish.. Maybe he can't ejaculate? or waiting for the money to come first?
[Shouting to that idiot] "DON'T YOU KNOW THAT GIRL IS CRYING FOR YOU?"
Well, the girl is currently waiting for the time to heal her feelings now. The burning heart. Trying to forget him but still got to see him everyday. It is hard for her.
Friday, February 24, 2006
The same goes to my desktop when i am on leave. Nobody is there to touch it. I guess it is part of its scheme to teach me a lesson for not giving much care to it.
Me : Please, you must get well. I know I am wrong for abandoning you.
Desktop : Don't worry, i just got sick. I be fine by next week.
Me : What am i going to do then?
Desktop : You should go do some other useful things like cleaning your desk, arrange your files and have more conversation with your colleagues. You have been with me for so long i am sure you miss talking to your friends.
Me : But i need you very much.
Desktop : Don't worry i'll be here. Don't you dare go touch other desktops!
Me : I won't I promise you. I will be here next to you.
Desktop : Good. Now, i need to rest.
Me : OKay. Kiss!
A friend in the mamak : * Happy syok * Ok i am. Please go on.
Caller : I am XXX. Your resume fits our description for filling up XXX position.
AFITM : Ok.
Caller : When are you able to start work?
AFITM : In December.
Caller : Why?
AFITM : Coz i have such and such and need to fulfil it first.
Caller : I see. Maybe i can talk to your company and do something about it.
AFITM : Sure.
Caller : May i know what is your expected salary?
AFITM : My expected salary is RM3XXX.XX. What are the benefits that i am entitled to?
Caller : Uhm... is your pay negotiable?
AFITM : Sure. How low you want that figure to go down? RM2000? RM1800? RM1000? RM600? RM50?!
Me : * add salt and vinegar * WTF? You think my skill is from pasar ar?! You want me then you have to pay me. I am offended and disgusted by your question. Yes, you can always find another better candidate. Please do so. Click.
* Of cos la, this is just joking. I just make this part up *
AFITM : Look i tell you what. You talk to your manager first or you can ask your manager to talk to me. See you.
Caller : ok, See you.
is sky the limit... don't play play with my pay.
Food chain number 1, the cows are infected with the mad cow disease which we saw cows behaving madly, going crazy and flying over many moons. Restaurants serving beef will have to be careful so their customer won't get crazy and tried to fly over the moon too. Though its controlled now but fear is still there. " ...there goes another cow flying over the moon... "
Food chain number 2, the chicken are now having big time flu and have to stay in the bed for sometime. The chicken industry will have to find alternative solution to feed us. Right now, chicken is on MC (medical leave). Human visit chicken will get sick and die too. Somehow i always think that chicken might be the culprits. A revenge on the human for chopping our heads too much for their insatiable KFC or Ipoh Taugeh Ayam. If you visit the other type of chicken, you know what you will get also. Hehehe...
Food chain number 3, the fishes are contaminated with leads due to the industrial waste being dumped illegally into the rivers that flows into the ocean. Moreover, some fishes that is bigger than us is suffering from extinction too because of uncontrolled killings. Yes, i am talking about whales. Sharks is not left out too, the Chinese food industry is wiping them out for their good to eat and drink shark fins. This food chain also goes to crabs, prawns and sotongs. I mean squids.
Food chain number 4, the pigs is infected with JE (Japanese Encep -- something lar) and many cute little chu chai (piggys) had been destroy. I think Porky the pig will feel sad seeing his brothers and girlfriends infected and died-ed. Those who love Ma Ling's canned ham will feel depress because they will have Cintan Mee or Maggi Mee without it. I think this is good news for pigs and bad news for the Chinese who are celebrating. There is no festival without the presence of tasty roasted pigs!
Like i said in the third paragraph. I think these four groups are scheming something to go against human. We might not know and you may just felt good eating them. There might be an underground base filled with intelligent animals that could talk, think and do inventions. Maybe all these virulent diseases are part of their plan to counter attack human for consuming them too much over the centuries.
"I think human had enough of us. The quota has reach and its getting out of control. We have seen our sister chickens been fed with chemical to enlarge their breast to feed them. This is absolutely injustifiable!", cried the Chicken council.
"I witness my good old cow brother becoming slaughtered at the neck for their feast. He died and leaving his 5 caflings unattended. I pity for my cow! Mooo!", cried the Cow council.
"I witness how my brothers, sisters, wife, husband, children, relatives been toxicated and poison by their waste. Humans are inconsiderate and heartless. They never loved us. We should retaliate!", cried the Fish council.
"Oink! Those humans they never clean our living state. Oink. I felt nausea living in my own place. I say we fight! Oink!", cried the Pig council.
So readers, you might want to register yourself with the environment agency and start boycotting all the food chains. Maybe, you could be a vegetarian and go around sue people for their mistreatment of animals and damaging the environment.
Back to the main issue, with the three food chains contaminated what are we left? If we try eating kangaroos, koala bear, tiger, lion, zebra or giraffe then we risk facing the law. What about other animals that we often see in our animal picture book?
COM : i eat anything under sun.
Me : you are an Indian, shouldn't you be avoiding certain food?
COM : Aiya... what if there is no more food left? What if all die one day, just left with PORK? Sure you need to survive right?
Me : true true. But what if right now so many food has been contaminated, you not scared ar?
COM : Eat first, die later... hehehehehehe... i love pork! Oink! Oink!
is sky the limit... eat first die later
Wednesday, February 22, 2006
Actually, there was 10 people massacre in the room as reported by the news when KK found out. It was too late, KK's sister has escaped the country and left a bloody message on the wall that she will not return anymore. The killings has finally stop and the police decided to close the case. Nah, i just made this up.
Well, when KK return home, she found the key that her sister has left was lying underneath the coffee table. She was always reminded not to open her room. Out of curiosity she decided to open the door. It open to another world, icy just like the movie Narnia. But there were many beautiful sounds emitting from there. Then Padme popped out and say, "Peekaboo!". Alright, that is it, i made this up again.
Anyway, we found out that her sister just forget to take her room's key. Not the house key. So she was just locked out from her room only. Cheh... potong stim!<br>
TC, Padme, LF, COM and Me: ooh... cheh...
Me : KK, please do not cry... just joking only... hehehehehe...ok, go back to work!
is sky the limit... cheh...
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
COM has been quite busy lately with his projects and when he walk over to see me, this is what he said:
COM: "Wooi, you blog, blog and blog... nothing to do iszit?"
me: yeah yeah... hehehehehe...
* Teng *
me: eh, you read my blog also mar... then you got nothing to do iszit?"
is sky the limit... oh yeah...
He quickly turned and a tree fell which hit on the unfortunate pedestrian with the body sliced into two! ('Touch wood!')
"Oh my god, what the heck is this movie?"
"This is one piece of Happy Tree Friends version! Bastard, Final Destination 3, all the people in the movie died like Happy Tree Friends!"
"Unbelievable, I must take the director and the script writer to see the doctor!"
"Those guys must be affected by Happy Tree Friends or they been to Silent Hill or most probably, stayed too long in Raccoon City and got affected by T-Virus!"
He walked away from the cursed land and headed towards the sunset...
"I'm lucky to that I got this sanctuary from ISTL."
"Hopefully, no conspiracy around here."
The story are yet to begin...
P/S: Hmm, people are just so a weird creature... We are all so weird, don't you agree?
While we were eating,
KK : Eh, do you know our supervisor whether she eats in or out of office?
Me and TC : dunno lar... why you ask?
KK : well, i got to get home after lunch because of my sister.
TC : Oh what happen to your sister?
* COM busy slurping his curry mee, LF and Padme looking at KK *
KK : She gone home and found that she has no keys, no purse and no mobilephone. Now she's locked outside.
Padme : * scratch scratch * You mean your house got buglar-ized?
KK : * giggle * no no... she forgot to bring her house keys, purse and mobilephone when she went to work.
LF, TC, and Padme : oh...
Me : * thinking thinking analyzing analyzing * she forgets everything but how did she close the house door and go to office?
KK : Yalar, i also don't know.
LF : yalar.
Padme : Hahahahahaha... yalar...
TC : * looking sharp at KK * you sure ar?
KK : * giggle and one hand waving * ya ya... that is why i need to go home after this.
LF : Maybe she went out to do laundry and then you went out to office. Locking her out?
Me : ya ya.. how about when you were sleeping she bring back boyfriend then something happen leh?
KK : o_O" No lar, she sleeps with me in the same room lar. Impossible lar!
Me : oooooh...hehehe... Like that you yum kung (pity) lor! You sleep so dead wan... see... your sister bring back boyfriend home to sleep next to you, also you don't know.. poor you...
* Everybody laugh and COM still slurping his curry noodle away muttering "ooohh... hot and spicy" *
KK : hahahahahaha... no lar...
Me : otherwise like this lor, she go to office, sit down on her chair and only realise "oh yeah, i think i forgotten something"
* Everybody laugh *
KK : hahahahahaha... no lar... o_O""
Me : Eh you sure your sister only forgets to bring house keys, purse and mobilephones ar? Did she not forget to wear clothes ar?
KK : hahahahahaha... no lar...
* everybody laugh *
LF : william! you ar! don't bully her lar...
Me : * continue drinking ice tea *
TC : ok lar KK you better go first...
KK : hihihihi.. bye bye...
I feel so bad! Am i? Anyway, this is a mysterious case. First, the sister forgets to bring her house keys. The question is how did she manage to lock the door before she left for office only to realize moments later that her house key is missing. Second, the sister forgets to bring her mobile phone. Well, this is ok because sometimes we all do forget to bring it out. Third, she forgets to bring her purse but this was fine since her office was within walking distance.
The real question was how did she lock the house door and only to find it missing?! Maybe she lost it during her walk to the office or maybe an invisible admirer had hypnotized her to surrender her house door. This is really a mystery.
The truth is out there...
is sky the limit... * scratch scratch * maybe
Marina : You want to buy me lunch huh?
me : i c
me : well, let count how many sens i have in my pocket first before i buy u lunch...hehehehe...
me :1 sen, 2 sens, 3 sens
Marina : * slap slap go die go die slap slap *
me : 4 sens, 5 sens, 6 sens
me : 7 sens, 8 sens 9 sens
me : hehehehehehe... * count count *
me :10 sens, 11 sens, 12 sens
me :13 sens, 14 sens, 15 sens
Marina : Argh!!! * slap slap go die go die slap slap *
me : hehehehehehe... ;)
is sky the limit... let's go count cents...
Smoking colleague 1 : Morning Wil, you are early today.
Me : Yeah, gotta send my wife to hospital.
Smoking colleague 1 and 2 : * shock * what happen to your wife?! Something wrong?
Me : Aiya i send her to work lar.
Smoking colleague 2 : Say lar you send her to work.
Me : Yalar... send my wife to hospital to work lar...
Smoking colleague 1 : hahahahahaha... going to hospital sound like something happen...
Me : Aiya, very normal mar, just like you say, "i'm going to company A" and people know you are going to work... who knows both of you reacted so syok-syok wor...
Smoking colleague 1 : hahahaha...
Me : ok lar... next time i say "i'm going to company A" and everybody should start saying, "CHOI! Touch wood! Touch Wood!"
Smoking colleague 2 and 1 : hahahahahahaha...
is sky the limit... i am going to the Chow Kit
Monday, February 20, 2006
Me : Hi i have a problem XXXX and i need your advice on how to do it. May i know does the company have any protocols or procedures to do this?
Supervisor : I am not sure. Maybe you should talk to the manager.
Manager : I am not sure lar... itu [put a name here]'s job lar...ask [put a name here] lar
That person's name you put : Hmmm... not me lar... who told you this wan... go look for Mr XXXX and he should know.
Mr XXXX : What are you thinking and who told you wor? Go look for the boss lar... [mumbling][mumbling]... * eyes looking at the spreadsheet and both hands on his head scratching *
Boss : oh really, i am not aware of it. Please go see your supervisor and keep me updated via the email, will you?
Well, with this kind of situation above, you should perform the following procedure to cut the looping :
1. Stay calm because by the time when you see the second person or third person you are in the above situation so do not go further. Just stay where you are and return to your cubicle.
2. Concoct an email that read this:
Dear supervisor and all,
I have such and such problem at hand. How do i go about this? I have seen such and such faithfully and as recommended by you and they all do not know. Along the loop i was told to see the boss. At end, the boss asked me to go look for the supervisor. Moreover, he wish to know my progress.
3. Send this out and cc the boss since he asked you right?
4. Relax and wait for the response.
5. if your supervisor return you with an email asking you why did you send to such and such. Just reply : For their information only since they also do not know and boss also nak tahu.
6. If your supervisor or anyone provide you with the required information then just thank them.
7. if your supervisor turn out to be sour-pus and started lecturing you then just say, no one knows and you do not know and where is all this procedure could be found. Plus, telling yourself have tried all possible solution. Then say, "maybe you could help me out".
8. The end.
The CEO aka Devil talked about it and it reminded my time while still studying hard like an idiot back then in the university. I had the most meagre pay (my dad paid me and what can i expect) and every food that i could salvage was from this stall. This stall is famous in any places that you could find in Malaysia. Not only it represent our culture and our food we digest but it is the ever loving trend among the Malaysians whether its the socialites or just the brick laying men.
The mamak stall offers you many things if you just won't mind the environment:
1. Football season : This is a must have place to watch football with your mates. Order a glass of teh tariks each and you can watch your favourite team the whole night. What is teh tarik? Tea added with condensed milk and is pull to and from 2 cups (one cup to another cup) for the taste and the warmth feeling when drinking it.
2. Roti Canai : This is the star attraction if you are going to order food in a mamak stall. As Devil wrote, it is indeed a must have. Save the list for the Devil, you can get to see a whole description of rotis in his blog. My favourite rotis would be roti telur add with onions, kaya cream, mayonaise and served with chutney and dhal. Its feeling and nice. If you are not full then you can try their all time favourite nasi goreng mamak or nasi goreng ayams. COM recommended rawa thosai.
3. Girls : Well, look out for those nights. Sometimes ladies after their rounds of drinking and dancing, you will get to see some beautiful ladies spending their supper in mamak stalls. Occasionally, they stop by at mamak just to get sober before driving home. It can get pretty messy! God knows why they have to get so drunk every Friday night. I stopped doing that after one year of working. Of all the painful headaches and lethargic state in the morning, i rather stayed at home play computer games and cook dinner.
4. Discussions : other than footballs, rotis and ladies, you still get to see many groups having discussions from work to family topics. Any topics you name it. Therefore, there will be laughters, seriousness, and sometimes fights. However, at the end of it everybody still gets to finish their last drop of teh tariks. Teh tariks works like wonder. The moment you lay your bottom on those chairs, "Aneh, teh tarik satu!" (brother, one glass of teh tarik). To top it all, you can even have a drag of your cigarette and chat with your friends while waiting for your cuppa. You have to remember mamak stall is a special place because it is usually in an open air. Though you can still sit inside the stall most will prefer to have their moments outside just to smoke, drink and laugh together.
5. Date : If you can risk yourself from being nag the whole night by your partner for making her straight hair smelled like curry.
6. Extras : Sometimes, if you are lucky while having your time in the mamak stall maybe someone will come by and introduce you to some of the cheapest and newest movie.
In conclusion, mamak stall is just enriching and a culture that you can really spent your whole night there. If you feel you have no place to bond your mates just bring them to mamak stall. Do you feel not sleepy then why not head to your nearest mamak stall and drink? The beauty of mamak stall is that it brings the whole world to you instead of you bringing to them. By the way, its my time to get my cuppa.
While waiting and driving slowly, a man check his blog's entry via a PDA. Goodnes gracious, some of his entries were deleted. So he called one of his contributors and this happens:
Guy with PDA : Hey dude what's happen to my entry?
Guy drunk and blogging : Hic...Hic... oh yeah dude i was deleting some of my old entries...
GWPDA : Are you drunk?
GDAB : No i am bloggin... yeah, i drank too... why?
GWPDA : You DIMWIT! you just deleted some of my precious entry!
* Boom Crash Boom - GWPDA crash into someone's car - line went off - ti ti ti ti ti... * click *
GDAB : Hic Hic... ehehehehe... sorry dude... - crash - * click *
* then the whole bottle of beer pour onto the keyboard - zzzptt - and burned the whole pc - KABOOM! *
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Colleague Driver : what's the long queue?
Colleague in passenger : maybe some jerk decided to switch lane and hit someone's else car kua?
CD : Hehehehehe... ok, its moving.
CIP : ok.
Suddenly, the car in front of them was taking quite a long time to pass the toll.
CD : Now, what's going on with him? Why is he not moving?
CIP : Waiting for change iszit?
CD : * Looking at her * U kidding me? This is Touch and Go lane lar...
CIP : oh...
After a minute or so, cars behind started honking and blarring them.
CD : Ok, that does it, i am going down to check it out.
She approach the car and found that Ah Pek was looking at the Touch and Go slot, he kept on touching it.
CD : Hey Ah Pek, what are you doing? Lei yau mou gau chor ar, kum loi gar, lar mei hou tor yan tang chi lei ar... (What's happening dude, you took such a long time and people behind is waiting)
Ah Pek says : I touch this slot and it won't let me pass... touch and go right? See, i show you... * touch touch caress caress mor mor *
CD : o_O"""" WTF!!!
is sky the limit... touch and go rox!
Saturday, February 18, 2006
The portal has lengthen the night time and shorten the daylight.
It was a new experience to him.
He is much more busy than before...
It's so dark and he turned on the head light. All he could see on the banner was ISTL.
"What the f***k! I just bang my head on this banner!"
Perhaps, I drank Carlsberg last night that cause me so drowsy.
"Ah, who cares..."
He strolled on...
Thursday, February 16, 2006
TC Boy: yo
Me: human have hairs on their head
TC Boy: yea
TC Boy: huh?
Me: i mean most hair like on human head
Me: i am getting at some place where we only see it in toilet
TC Boy: rigght...
Me: ever thought of opening a barber shop just for that part down under?
me : WHOA! Addictive... i am looking for this full song... hehehehe... Can anyone out there find this full version for me..?
Thanks in advance.
is sky the limit...oii twinkleler twinkleler littleler starrrrrrr....
me : zzz.. zzz... zzz... zzz...
florence : ooi! its 9:30pm only! Open pat tou hung kan (channel 8) and watch lar... eat sleep only...
me : *_* ... pig mar...
florence : nag... nag... nag... nag...
me : * sei sei hei hei go to the tv and open channel 8 *...
-- then return to bed --
me : zzz... zzz... zzz... zzz...
florence : -__-" (hopeless and cannot be saved any more...)
is sky the limit... eat and sleep... yeah
Wednesday, February 15, 2006
RUJUKAN : Tata-Tertib Teksi yang Memalukan
Kepada pemandu-pemandu teksi yang berkenaan,
Berdasar pada rujukan diatas, saya selaku pengguna jalan raya setiap hari selalu berdepan dengan pemandu teksi yang mungkin menghadapi masalah dengan cara pemanduan mereka. Antara kejadian-kejadian yang pernah saya alami:
1. Pemandu teksi yang mengambil penumpang di sebarang tempat sesuka hati bagai datuknya yang bina.
- Kalau dibuat demikian, kenapa bazir wang rakyat bina perhentian teksi supaya penumpang boleh guna dengan betul, tidak merbahayakan nyawa pengguna jalan raya lain, serta tidak menyesakkan lalu lintas negara yang semakin sesak setiap hari. Hari itu, tarikh 15th Februari 2006, sebuah teksi mengambil penumpang di satu jalan raya dan menyebabkan kesesakkan lalu lintas di depan Millenium Court. Bukankah depan sikit ada perhentian teksi. Adakah penumpang atau pemandu teksi buta ka? Syarat dan hukum pemanduan teksi masih tidak jelas. Kalau semua teksi berbuat demikian, runtuhkanlah semua perhentian teksi. Buat apa adakan perhentian teksi? Untuk keseronokan semua orang ka?
2. Pemandu teksi yang tidak menghiraukan lampu isyarat dan keselamatan pengguna jalan raya bagai datuknya yang beri.
- Buat apa kalau ada lampu isyarat di jalan raya dan pemandu teksi tidak mematuhinya. Ini juga membazirkan wang rakyat. Pemandu teksi bukan saja tidak mematuhi undang-undang jalan raya tetapi juga mengugat keselamatan pengguna jalan raya lain. Hari itu, tarik 14th Februari 2006, sebuah teksi berhenti di tengah-tengah jalan berkembar. Saya tidak dapat mentafsirkan kelakuan teksi tersebut. Sama ada dia nak ke kanan atau ke kiri ka saya tidak tahu. Tetapi perbuatan yang lama itu telah menyebabkan banyak kereta dibelakang saya bunyikan hon. Jadi saya terpaksa menyuarakan hon kereta saya. Lalu dia gerak ke kanan. Jadi saya meneruskan perjalanan. Bukan setakat itu saja. Selepas 0.3 km, saya berhenti di satu lampu isyarat dengan satu kereta disebelah. kemudian datang teksi itu, dia menyalakan lampu isyarat ingin belok ke kanan dan hon kereta sebelah saya. Pemandu itu selaku orang yang baik mengikuti lampu isyarat jalan raya hanya buat tidak tahu saja kerana lampu isyarat masih merah. Jadi, teksi itu menyalakan lampu isyarat ingin belok ke kiri dan hon saya. Saya juga lantak dia. "Apa lu mau, gua buta ka? Tak nampak ka depan sedang merah?" saya cakap dalam hati. Tapi, pemandu teksi itu masih ingin lalu, dia buat satu pusing dan potong kita dan langgar lampu isyarat merah itu. Sewaktu dia berbuat demikian, dia memaki saya. Jadi, saya terus menunjukkan isyarat antarabangsa bagi dia. Inilah sikap-sikap pemandu teksi.
Diharap pemandu-pemandu teksi yang bertauliah hormatilah undang undang jalan raya dan jagalah tata-tertib anda.
Sekian Terima Kasih.
Nota: Kalau anda seorang pemandu teksi yang bertauliah nasihatilah pemandu-pemandu lain agar masyarakat dapat memenuhi wawasan kita sebagai rakyat Malaysia.
adakah keupayaan manusia terhad... tidak
As he scourge the ISTL, he stumbled across a file named.. no, not XXX but smallville...
He picked it up and looked closer "Season 5 episode 1".
His device suddenly popped up and sucked the file into the device and all his mind twisted and twirled...
Lex Luthor became more evil than before.
Clark found his secret chamber (in the original superman : the crystal cave that appeared after Clark threw a green crystal). But in smallville, the crystal was actually the combination of three different stones to make a shape of Superman's Logo. The animation was 'darn' cool.
Lana Lang eventually did told Clark that she love him and so did idiotic Clark.
More meteor shower, "Anyone hot shower?", it fell from the sky again this time and hit Clark's parents home. Direct hit but... (watch for yourself).
If I were to say anymore here, someone from ISTL will surely brings out a 'parang' sword and hack me... then I have to go vagrant again.
Tuesday, February 14, 2006
Monday, February 13, 2006
* TV : ".. we have our next nominee Wai Lan, Soler, Twins, SHE, Yanzi... "
Me : My goodness.. what kind of name is that Wai Lan... why she pick that name... sound like "make my life miserable"... wai lan.. wai lan.. you want to "wai lan" me meh? Also who is that group SOLER? Ayo... my goodness... SOLER... what does it stand for? SOLER... SOLER... my goodness... why not SOLAR, POLAR, MOLAR, MO MO LAR, SO SO LAR...
Florence : aiya.. you won't understand one lar.. these are new groups... hahahaha...
Me : I know i am old lar. But i still recognise TWINS, SHE, YANZI, AH MEI but must this group named SOLER and WAI LAN... my goodness... as though there are no more names... Wai Lan and SOLER names so WAK TAK (ugly)!
Florence : Hahahaha... yalar... yalar... you better go update...
Me : I still like Beyond, Alan Tam, Sally Yeh, Hacken Lee, Andy Lau... look at Lau Tak Wah, he is still look good all this years. In fact, of all the Four Heavenly God, I still like Jacky Cheung and Andy Lau. The rest GHKWH (God Heaven's Know What Happen!). NOt to mention George Lam (Ah Lam), Anita Mui, Leslie Cheung...
Florence : Ok ok ok... stop stop... tak boleh tahan... o_O"
Me : Ya mar... their voice is better than today's group or individual.
Florence : Old man! :P
Me : Ok ok lar... give me some face lar... i still knew TWINS, SHE, YANZI, Eason (i hated him... Don't ask me why), Edison (good for looks only), Leo Ku (the one who sang cats and dogs.. why not pig)...then your handsome and hamsup idol Jay Chou, ...
Florence : ok ok ok... stop stop... tak boleh tahan... o_O" Bising...
Me : hehehehe...
"Me? I.. I.. do not know for I.."
"Okay, now I will register you a new nickname called ... Jeff. Now begone.."
[He was zoom out of the sky and fall on the ground]
He woke up, feeling a bit dizzy. All he remembered now was his new name is Jeff. He looked at the sky again. Was the sky the limit?
He stood up and his brain suddenly bulged with all the memories during a festival known as... ... ... ... ... Chinese New Year.
[His brother.. his brother's girlfriend... the 'mahjong'..... the playstation.... the red packet... a cave... and some of his good friends...]
"Ah, pain in the ass.. what the f***k.."
"I still got load of tests and assignments to be done!"
He was stunned and fall onto the ground while looking high up at the humongous plate like glowing portal. He stood up, adjusting himself and looked carefully at it closer.
[On the gateway it had a encrypted code message that sounds like this: "Welcome, to those vagrant who seek more knowledge, thou shou not wonder for thou has been promoted to a permanent portal that require no journey to the other far land to seek the knowledge thou seeking"]
He scratch his cheek and look onto the sky. He faltered for awhile and put his hand into the portal. As soon as he touched the portal, it glowed in bright colour.
[Loud voice were heard from beyond the gate]
"Hey, idiot, do you want to come in or not?"
The vagrant looked at his surrounding area and before he could do anything, a pair of hand appear from the gate and dragged him in.
"Welcome vagrant to the world of Streamyx.. Do not question, just use it wisely!"
He appeared in another dimension...
His surrounding seems to be cloudy...
Thursday, February 09, 2006
Any man : william, which hometown are you from?
The northen second city of Malaysia situated in the state called Perak.
Any man : Oh! you are from Ipoh... Wah! Ipoh girls are beautiful...
Getting asked with that question sometimes is really annoying. I do not have an grudge against my own female counterparts coming from my home town. Just that, i don't really believe so much on it. There are still other beautiful girls in other states and cities.
My beautiful wife is not from Ipoh.
One man : Oh yeah...
One man : Aiya... its true mah...
one man : Ayoo... my man... KL girls full of make-up lar... not as authentic as Ipoh girls mar...
One man : no lar.. you won't understand one lar... you know the meaning of sweet... they look sweet lar... hai...
One man : dun wan to argue with you...
Wednesday, February 08, 2006
|The Cave (2005)||The Descent (2006)|
A group of sea cave divers were hired to explore a cave underneath a church. The group sees it as a chance to discover and the cave too.
A group of hardy and challenge loving ladies trying to improve back their relationship by exploring an uncharted cave.
Group consist of 80% male 20% female
|Group consists of ladies only.|
|Group attacked by creatures.||Group attacked by creatures.|
|Creatures with wings looked like ogres.||Creatures looked like ogres.|
Creatures were once human but transformed after infected.
|Creatures were there since the prehistoric time.|
|Creatures can see in the dark.||Creature is sensitive to sound in the dark.|
|Men fought creatures.|
Ladies fought creatures and there is one girl-female creature fight scene. This scene seems like showing woman power.
|Cave climbing scenes.||Cave climbing scenes.|
|All died except a few able to escape.||All died.|
|Happy ending story.||Sad ending story.|
|Rating : B||Rating : C+|
From my point of view, i just could not stop comparing it to the first cave movie, the Cave. Both of these movie is too similar and too predictable. So what's next from Hollywood? Let's remake the Cave with Peter Jackson.
is sky the limit... yes.
Tuesday, February 07, 2006
liling says : hihi
William says : hihi.. what wind brings you to my little corner
liling says : haha.. nolah..
liling says : c ur name i n my list ma..
liling says : how ur new year?
William says : oh
William says : my new year.. ok ok
liling says : haha..
liling says : got eat too much a?
William says : yeah
William says : alot
liling says : then
liling says : get fat a?
William says : oh yes.. added 5 kg
liling says : got or ?
liling says : 5 kg very geng ler..
William says : geng?! scary lar
William says : visit: www.isskythelimit.blogspot.com
liling says : wat tat?
William says : A blog, is a weapon, that you can aim and shoot nuclear missiles at those girls like you...!
* Just kidding i make this up but this is not the cun part *
William says : it's my personal blog where i can put stuffs into it and let people read...
liling says : oooo...
William says : had it quite sometime oredy
liling says : oo really?
William says : yeah i never really expose it so much lar only a few people.. this year they ask me to get it more expose
liling says : they?
liling says : who?
William says : but still i am quite selective lar
William says : they my frens lar
liling says : ooo...
* here comes the cun part *
William says : u won't mind if i put our conversation into my blog right?
liling says : conversation?
William says : yeah
liling says : we talk nothing wor..
liling says : put there also got ppl c? * ISTL's spectacle fall down *
William says : yeah
liling says : ooo..
liling says : ...
William : Nothing to say anymore...
is sky the limit... got people c meh?
money.. money... money... its so funny... in a rich man's world...
hahahahaha... just kidding... not bad for a site that could evaluate blogs...
is sky the limit... money, money, money, its so funny, in a rich man's world...
Thursday, February 02, 2006
Mahjong, each of those tiles that is as big as your thumb is shuffled and played by four players. The sound of the clashing tiles filled every night during the Chinese New Year is enough to make you sleep less and stayed up late for more Chinese New Year night movies. My opposite neighbour was not loosing out too. They have the biggest team (3 mahjong tables) and ours just one!. It is enough and deafening added the shoutings of winning and losing effects.
I always wonder why the Chinese would come out with such an addictive game. Why couldn't the Chinese come out with PS 2 or other game consoles in the early days? Imagine if the Chinese came out with Nintendo, Sega or PS 2 in the first place instead of SONY.
You will see pot bellied and balding uncles and cauliflower aunties crouching by the TV and holding those consoles. PS 2 is green and will have four keypad consoles. Navigation symbol will be named after North, South, East and West. Those X, O, Square and Triangle buttons will be some other mahjong symbols. Urgh! Speaking of cauliflower aunties, i observed some of them are spotting the long straight iron-ed hair nowadays. What will michael called these aunties?
Anyway, Florence won her first mahjong game:
is sky the limit... go play mahjong!
Preparation for Chinese New Year
Prawns, Sea Cucumber, Pig Legs, Huge Steam Pomfrets, Steam Kampung Chicken, Chillie Crabs, Tofu, Biscuits, and lots' more..
And Supper nearly every night before sleeping
Even in shopping with Florence, can't waste on those delicious Doraemon's Dorayaki!
End Result : Weighing in 70 kg... Prosperous in Dog Year!
is sky the limit... eat, eat, eat, come on let's eat!