Thursday, January 04, 2007

Greed is good?

What's your resolution for new year? A common question that will and most probably be asked by any of your friends or foes!

Statement no. 1 : "I want to be rich!". Well, good, what a common resolution, who wants to be poor? Ask any of the african scantilly dress, malnutrion kids laying on the sand asking for food, do they want rich? They said, "What the 'fu**' you give me money for?" Give me peace and food! The moral of the story: if you have no strength, how are you going to use the money? When you're old, enjoy to the fullest, money can't be use anywhere other than the real world. Enjoy with your love one!

Statement no. 2: "I want to get good results!". Hehe, sorry, dude, this is not genie machine who instantly and spontaneously grant you a good wish. No smart hard work without good results. For the dude, who sat on the table for 24/7 last year, get a life! Look outside the window! Well, hell no, I'm not asking you to jump outside! Look at the bright side! Oh, and hell no, I'm not asking you to play sport for 24/7. Be smart and study smart. Study is a must but don't take it for granted that looking at the page for 1 second then saying I'm smart! Well, unless you are really darn smart....

Statement no. 3: "Where are thou, pretty babes?" (For guys). or "Where are thou, handsomes?" (For girls). Well, sad to say again, unless you're Tom Cruise or Pamela Anderson, you are still sleeping inside your bedroom on top of Dumblopillow coz you ain't getting a life! Go out, pull yourself and get your confident and approach any babes or handsomes you came across. No actions = no feelings = no relationship coz they don't even know that you're exist! Introduction = new friends = interesting = 50% of getting into good relationship no matter how you looks like! Trust me, go ahead and introduce yourself to a new babe or handsome.

Eh, you got more resolutions? No problem, the earth has 365 days (pardon me, if you have more or less) and 24 hours time per day! Hope you have your good resolution and wishes everyone who is reading a very Happy New Year!

Oh, btw, I see many chinese new year banner too!

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