The Cucumber

Disclaimer: The story below is fictional for entertaining purposes and it has nothing to do or has any similarities to anyone who has experienced the experience described below.

The story goes like this, a nurse was doing her rounds in a surgical ward. One particular patient scheduled for rectum scoping.

In case you do not know what is rectum scoping, it means using an apparatus of cylindrical tube that is inserted via human anal to clear up one's colon. The cylindrical tube will flush the colon with water. After that anything that is decomposing in the colon will flow out from the anal.

However, this patient's schedule isn't any normal rectum scoping. So at that appointed time, the patient went for the scoping. After a few hours, the patient returned. The nurse again went to check on the patient. She found the patient was quite normal and was walking around normally.

She was a bit curious. Normally, patients who had just undergone scoping will feel the burning sensation from their arse - lar. But this patient was walking around and talking to other patients.

So she got curious and went to see the doctor who performed the scoping.
Nurse #1 : Eh, doctor that patient went for rectum scoping leh...

Doctor : yeah, why?

Nurse #1 : he looks ok wor, can walk and talk wor... scoping not painful one meh?

Doctor : oh that patient... that scoping for him... is not like anyone punya...

* doctor smile sheepishly *

Nurse #1 & #2 : o_O"...

Nurse #1 : Why not like anyone?

Doctor : Special lar... why you so kaypoh ar?

Nurse #1 : no mah... normally, patient go for scoping, cannot tahan wan mar... must lie on the bed wor... but he can walk and talk wor...

Doctor : hahahahahahahahah... ok ok lar.. well, he actually scoping something else lar... hehehehe...

Nurse #1 & #2 : both look at each other...

Nurse #2 : come on tell lar!

Doctor : Sure boh?

Nurse #1 & #2 : Grrrr.... tell lar!

* both hands on the doctor's neck *

Doctor : Ok ok lar... that patient do scoping to take out a cucumber lar!

Nurse #1 & #2 : o_O" ...

Nurse #1 : Eh serious lar... cucumber only mar... come on tell us the truth lar...

Doctor : Not that cucumber like he ate and got stuck lar... but he insert masuk from his anus and the whole cucumber got stuck in there lar!

Nurse #1 & #2 : both laugh histerically!

Doctor : laugh histerically also!

Nurse #2 : Where got people stuff cucumber into their sifat ar?

Doctor : You never know... you never know...

Nurse #1 : For syok lar... what else hor?

Moral: Use what is given and not use what is not intended for...

Is sky the limit... you can try testing the cucumber!