Yesterday evening, there was this big Pajero moving very slow in front of us. At first Florence and me thought there might just be another slower car in front of it. So we followed only because i wasn't able to overtake the Pajero. After a few seconds, Florence began to question why in front the car was moving so slow. So i steer my car a bit to my right and found that there were no other cars.
So during the peeping and tailing behind the big bad
Me: Aiya, why this blardy Pajero move so blardy slow wan?
Florence: Oi.. you watch your language... ayo... maybe in front got another slower car leh...
Me: No lar, only this car. Ayo! Drive faster lar... * the pajero is starting to get on my nerve *
Florence: Ayo... if not when are we going to reach? KL always jam wan...
Me: You know, there are some shit people drive very slow wan like there was this Singh bla bla bla... ...KL drivers really hard to understand. Morning like to jam, evening like to jam. Straight punya jalan macam LDP pun mau jam. Hujan lagi teruk... jam kau kau... See see the opposite cars so slow also... hai!... WOMAN drivers!
* TENG!... BOOOOM! KABOOMMM! * That's it... That's it... i said the wrong thing... * started praying *
Florence: Ohhhh... now you blaming woman lar... yeah yeah, i dunno how to drive, i dunno KL's road, I dunno.. blah blah blah... blah blah blah... blah blah blah... blah blah blah... boom boom boom...
* After 5 minutes of bleeding sorry to her and doing nude squat by the road side... malunya *
Me: sorry ar low poh... sorry ar low poh... sorry ar low poh... hehehehe... won't repeat again...
* TENG!... BOOOOM! KABOOMMM! * That's it... That's it... i said the wrong thing... * started praying *
Florence: Ohhhh... now you blaming woman lar... yeah yeah, i dunno how to drive, i dunno KL's road, I dunno.. blah blah blah... blah blah blah... blah blah blah... blah blah blah... boom boom boom...
* After 5 minutes of bleeding sorry to her and doing nude squat by the road side... malunya *
Me: sorry ar low poh... sorry ar low poh... sorry ar low poh... hehehehe... won't repeat again...
I just don't know why at the end of the sentence i say "hai!... WOMAN drivers!"... God! why did i say that word?! Argh!!!!!!!!!
Note: This morning, she tormented me with these words for every traffic jam and every cars that cut our place - "hai! Woman hor. low kung?" Sob.. Sob...
Please help me!
Is sky the limit... it will be if you say the wrong thing to your woman.
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