Wednesday, January 18, 2006

An interview with CEO

Note: some of information in here is purposely put fake in order to protect Dev's privacy. If any girls out there who wishes to meet him please leave your email in this entry. The ISTL management will consider all request before deciding to arrange date with Dev.

Recently, ISTL interviewed a most elligible bachelor of 2006 from Kepong. In this entry, ISTL have included his profile and a recent conversation took part at his place.

Name : Devandran a/l Parameswara
Nick : Dev
Gender : male
Height : 6 feet 3 inches
Weight : 65 Kg
Eyes : Hazel
Hair : Black Wavy short

Occupation :

Position: Manager
Earning : Enough to buy an SUV every four months
Why he like his job : Money, food, Wine and Girls

Contact :

Email : Dev@yahoo.com
Phone : 0122822288
Street : 23 Suite Road 23, Esplanade Condominum, Bangsar

Transport:

Car : Enhanced Wira GTI version with lower suspension and twin nitro booster.
Motorbike : Enhanced Kap Chai Modenas 70cc with twin turbo exhaust pipe.
Jet : in the midst of negotiating with AirAsia for private jet. Hopefully he won't FFK his friends when he get his first jet!

Interest
:

Books : Rich Dad Poor Dad, Get rich in 60 seconds, How to build an Empire
Artiste : Kenny G, A.R. Rahman, Rajini Kant, Aishwarya Rai, Rani Murkejee, Karina Kapoor
Music : Hip Hop ala Bangra
Art : Penthouse, Playboy, Cute 18, 21 College and so on.
Movie : Kahbi kushi Kabhi Gham, Kal Ho Naa Ho, and anything that is Indian or Hindi.
Color : Green and Gold
Smoking : Only selected cigars... dunhill, salem, gudang garang tak nak!
Drinking : Vintage 70s red wine... beer tak nak!
VCD owned : The Pink Pantheress, Pussy Galore, Girl Endeavour, Stargirls Enterprise, Casino Girls Loose All
T-shirts : Anything that is slippery and easy to take off
Undergarment : Playboy, Crocodile

Campaign:

In his recent campaign for Tak Nak rokok, Tak Nak Minum and Tak Nak Lepak had gain much attention world wide. An estimated amount of RM3.5 Billion of donation was collected in conjunction of the campaigns. Part of the donation collected was donated to orphanage, Cancer, AIDS and Leukimia foundation.



During the interview with Dev this is the conversation that took place in his exotic condominium's verandah.

ISTL : Morning Dev, sorry to bother you so early for our interview.
DEV : Its ok mate. No worries, i am just about to wake up for my Teow Cheow Porridge breakfast
ISTL : Sounds healthy, mind if i have one too?
DEV : Sure why not. I'll bring you one.

* Dev walked into his big kitchen and came back with the porridge *

ISTL : Hey, this porridge is good! You cook it?
DEV : Yeah, i cook it. Nowadays, i have to do all these things myself. Being a bachelor, i should start to appreciate it and the time i have. At least, i can learn how to take care of myself. Moreover, i think being know how to cook is good, you know, as a man i just don't want to burden my wife too much.
ISTL : Wife?! you aren't married, are you?
DEV : Not yet. I should have say future wife.
ISTL : I see.

* Dev took back the bowls and sat down at the coffee table to begin the interview *

ISTL : As you see, today's interview is about you being voted as Kepong's top 10 most elligible bachelor and most wanted in Bangsar, Sungei Wang, PJ, Sri Damansara, and Genting. ISTL wants to know what are the most important value as being a bachelor and also the most wanted that you think men out there should have or set as an example?
DEV : Men should be honest, discipline in what he is doing, concentrate and focus is essential. But to a lady, man should learn how to respect and listen to a her. Most important, one should be ambitious
ISTL : What are you doing now with the recognition that you have being the first most elligible bachelor in Kepong?
DEV : I shall strive more harder and try to reach the international level and the globe as far as possible.
ISTL : How you are attracted to ladies?
DEV : With a simple smile and a warmth greeting like "how are you?" usually makes magic.
ISTL : Any plans to settle down in the future?
DEV : Maybe but it all depends on my plan. Essentially, right now, when you read in the newspaper, i am now in the midst of acquiring my fourth company. Therefore, time is quite crucial. I would want to really settle down but still it depends.
ISTL : I understand. But what if she complain about you being too pre-occupied with work?
DEV : Well occasionally she will need to understand my situation but i wouldn't mind having to juggle my time for her too.
ISTL : Do you like kids?
DEV : Yes, I told a potential suitor once that 2 kids (boy and gir) would just do fine but she insisted on having 8.
ISTL : Why 8? What happen to her after that?
DEV : Aiya, the 8 ong mar! But it didn't workout. I just wouldn't want her for one but there are so many trees out there. You know. Being a man, i should leverage my capability and skills. Settling down can stress but when i find the right one i won't want to regret for the second time. So i am still searching.
ISTL : hahahahahahahaha... ok mr DEV, i won't disturb you long. I appreciate your time with us ISTL. We wish you good luck in your acquisition and congratulation as being the most elligible and most wanted. Thank you.
DEV : you are welcome.




is sky the limit... ask Dev




3 comments:

Anonymous said...

please state type of girl he is looking for.

Anonymous said...

w...t.....f.....! devil! its all not true! heheheh

william wilstroth said...

devilattitude - You are most welcome... Sorry man, i did not accompany the BOD when you are here... my wife is with me...

Din - hahahahaha... that is the other side of him at night