Last two days, my wife, her sister and me were having a late night dinner. So there after, this is what happens,
Sister : Eh, cepat-cepat minum and bayar lar... and you, cepat makan and drive faster ok?
Me: huh? why lar... just lepas makan... slow lar...
Wife: * look at her * you something wrong ar?
Sister : No lar, just want to do something lar...
Wife : Tell lar... what do you want to do?
Me : Yalor... drive faster... nanti accident... who responsible? Berhati-hati di jalan raya.
Sister : Aiyah... i tak boleh tahan mau... 'oh si'... * paiseh *
Wife : Aiyor... say so lar... why lar have to be so malu-malu?
Sister : In a restaurant lar, everyone eating lar... what you expect? Say out loud like, "Eh, sis i wan to pangsai? I want to berak ar?"
Wife : Yalar... say loud mar... then how do we know you want to berak?
Me : *_*""""" ... * i am having my last yam cake with stew pork *
Me : ok .. ok... i think its more than loud and clear.... i pay i pay... i drive fast fast... don't worry...
Wife and sister : hahahahahahaha...
Me : *_*"""
is sky the limit... 'scuse me... you got toilet paper... mau berak lar... tak boleh tahan!
1 comment:
aiyah, she is girl ma, shy ma... next time dun say berak, say "stomach upset", then u "seng-muk" lo
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