Get Fat Recipe...

I know this entry could help TC so I decided to draw up one good recipe for him. For other readers please do not follow this recipe as it contains a lot of calories and it is very bad. This recipe does not teach you to have a balance eating or diet to have nice body figure. So you have been warned about this; so does this entry's title. On one hand, most likely COM will tick this recipe being fit for a king. Yes it is and it does.

Morning: (7:00 am)
1 glass of fresh milk directly from the cow.
1 pack of nasi lemak with one fried egg (hor pau tan) and fried chicken drumstick.
2 half boil eggs. You may sprinkle some pepper and some soy sauce.
1 curry puff while you pay your bill.

Snack: (10:30 am)
1 cup of instant Campbell corn and cheese soup with croyton.
1 packet of tasty cheese cracker or butter cracker.
Optional: You can have one packet of Mars bar chocolate.

Lunch: (1:00 pm)
1 glass of Teh Tarik.
1 plate of white rice (add rice) serve with one Begedel (mash fried potato), one fried chicken drumstick, some fish curry paste, one fried egg and some stir fried cabbage.
1 plate of kaya glutinous rice.
Additional: You can have a cone of mix ice cream from Macdonalds.

Tea Break: (3:00 pm)
1 slice of Hawaiian pizza.
1 slice of Oreo cheese cake.
2 slices of steam yam top with fried onions and chillies.
1 cup of milk tea with some butter corn flavour.
Optional: Instead of steam yam, you can choose fried Wadei so it is more feeling.

2 glasses of Coca Cola or Pepsi for the rest of the working hours.

Snack on highway when it is jam:
Pop in 1 pack of M&Ms to chew.

Dinner: (7:30 pm)
2 bowls of white rice.
1 plate of grilled cheese hot dogs (3 rolls). Top with mayonnaise and side with cheese nachos.
1 plate of stir fried brocolli with big Tiger prawns top with mayonaise and butter.
1 plate of steam huge black pomfret top with finely slices of ginger, chopped onions and garlics and dry mushrooms. Sprinkle with black pepper and marinated with some salt, light soy sauce, sesame seed oil, and oyster sauce.
1 small plate of Fuh Yee (Marinated Spicy Sour Tofu) from Lee Kum Kee.
1 bowl of hot chicken soup.

1 glass of icy blended carrot and tomato juice mix with yogurt while you sit down to watch the news or enjoy the rest of your evening reading newspaper..

Supper (12:00 am)
1 bowl of Cintan Mee ( preferably one pack and a half) with prawn flavored seasoning.
Top with two cheese hot dogs and one fried egg (hor pau tan).
One Dagwood sandwich of your choice.

1 glass of hot milk added with pure honey just before you hit the pillow.

Dagwood sandwich:
3 slices of Gardenia bread.
1 bottle of mayonnaise.
1 bottle of peanut butter.
1 bottle of strawberry jam.
1 plastic container of Marigold butter or margarine.
3 slices of delicious smoked ham.
3 slices of fresh cabbage.
A few slices of fresh and cold cucumber.

Is sky the limit… just open your mouth and swallow…