My most remembered piece of joke... written out for fun!

The very last time i had an endeavour with Cosmoblogger was a year ago when she was still in my company (now that she is in Singapore) i created one piece of joke and sent it to everyone. She put it in her blog... kembang lar at that time... here is the recap of the entry:

Dear Customer,

I know that you had bought a software from our company, Software Husband version 1.0. You told us that once you have installed this software all other programs and files are either converted or not active anymore. In fact, this is an Operating System that will override any other operating system, system files and other programs like Boyfriend Flirt 2.1, Boyfriend Explorer 3.1 and etc.

Software Husband version 1.0 lets you get more advance features in Kitchen Management System and even improve your Cooking Library and Developer Network. Our design from the technical team acknowledges your concern. Our team said that it is our product feature and behavior.

When you finish installing, below are the following features Software Husband 1.0:

1. Shopping Spree Management & Monitoring Console 1.0

2. Women's Nightout
Management & Monitoring Console 1.0

3. Credit and Financial Control 1.0 (Optional if there is external Cash Memory)

4. Kitchen Management System & Upgrades

5. Cooking Library and Developer Network (CLDN)

6. Home and Environment Management System 1.0

7. Kids and Baby Supervision System 1.0

8. Laundry Management System 1.0

Beside that, you will also get a new tool:

6. Hierarchical Family Planning and Development Tool

Feature 6 is for love, child planning and development and it is a great feature coz it has a lot of design and patterns and styles for you to use with Software Husband 1.0.

Feature 6 is a core tool that comes with the package.

Regardless of all the above feature, you should be aware that you are only entitle to one Software Husband 1.0. Licensing fees is included in the Software Matrimonial Package. It is for life and guaranteed but you are advice to get the Husband Antiviral Software to protect him from sickness.

For you information, our company is having an upgrade right now. Here are the list of available upgrades you can select over time:

1. Software Husband Enterprise 1.1

2. Software Husband Professional 1.1

3. Software Husband Home Edition 1.1

4. Software Husband Extended 1.1

5. Software Husband for Student Edition 1.1 (This is only available if you are studying Home Sciences. Please present your Engagement card when purchasing)

Please Do Not Make Copies of your Software Husband 1.0.

Uninstalling this software requires Matrimonial Functional Consultant.

P/s: Add/Remove Program in your System does not have the Software Husband 1.0 icon. The system does not allow manual removal.

Thank you.

Yours Sincerely,

Software Husband Inc. 2005
Original letter composer: William aka wilstroth

This original copy of my joke written and published can still be found in her blog

is sky the limit... bringing out some old created jokes from jasmine aka cosmoblogger