Note: Long entry and don't complain.
With the world's primary food chain polluted and infected with diseases what food are left for human?
Food chain number 1, the cows are infected with the mad cow disease which we saw cows behaving madly, going crazy and flying over many moons. Restaurants serving beef will have to be careful so their customer won't get crazy and tried to fly over the moon too. Though its controlled now but fear is still there. " ...there goes another cow flying over the moon... "
Food chain number 2, the chicken are now having big time flu and have to stay in the bed for sometime. The chicken industry will have to find alternative solution to feed us. Right now, chicken is on MC (medical leave). Human visit chicken will get sick and die too. Somehow i always think that chicken might be the culprits. A revenge on the human for chopping our heads too much for their insatiable KFC or Ipoh Taugeh Ayam. If you visit the other type of chicken, you know what you will get also. Hehehe...
Food chain number 3, the fishes are contaminated with leads due to the industrial waste being dumped illegally into the rivers that flows into the ocean. Moreover, some fishes that is bigger than us is suffering from extinction too because of uncontrolled killings. Yes, i am talking about whales. Sharks is not left out too, the Chinese food industry is wiping them out for their good to eat and drink shark fins. This food chain also goes to crabs, prawns and sotongs. I mean squids.
Food chain number 4, the pigs is infected with JE (Japanese Encep -- something lar) and many cute little chu chai (piggys) had been destroy. I think Porky the pig will feel sad seeing his brothers and girlfriends infected and died-ed. Those who love Ma Ling's canned ham will feel depress because they will have Cintan Mee or Maggi Mee without it. I think this is good news for pigs and bad news for the Chinese who are celebrating. There is no festival without the presence of tasty roasted pigs!
Like i said in the third paragraph. I think these four groups are scheming something to go against human. We might not know and you may just felt good eating them. There might be an underground base filled with intelligent animals that could talk, think and do inventions. Maybe all these virulent diseases are part of their plan to counter attack human for consuming them too much over the centuries.
"I think human had enough of us. The quota has reach and its getting out of control. We have seen our sister chickens been fed with chemical to enlarge their breast to feed them. This is absolutely injustifiable!", cried the Chicken council.
"I witness my good old cow brother becoming slaughtered at the neck for their feast. He died and leaving his 5 caflings unattended. I pity for my cow! Mooo!", cried the Cow council.
"I witness how my brothers, sisters, wife, husband, children, relatives been toxicated and poison by their waste. Humans are inconsiderate and heartless. They never loved us. We should retaliate!", cried the Fish council.
"Oink! Those humans they never clean our living state. Oink. I felt nausea living in my own place. I say we fight! Oink!", cried the Pig council.
So readers, you might want to register yourself with the environment agency and start boycotting all the food chains. Maybe, you could be a vegetarian and go around sue people for their mistreatment of animals and damaging the environment.
Back to the main issue, with the three food chains contaminated what are we left? If we try eating kangaroos, koala bear, tiger, lion, zebra or giraffe then we risk facing the law. What about other animals that we often see in our animal picture book?
COM : i eat anything under sun.
Me : you are an Indian, shouldn't you be avoiding certain food?
COM : Aiya... what if there is no more food left? What if all die one day, just left with PORK? Sure you need to survive right?
Me : true true. But what if right now so many food has been contaminated, you not scared ar?
COM : Eat first, die later... hehehehehehe... i love pork! Oink! Oink!
Food chain number 1, the cows are infected with the mad cow disease which we saw cows behaving madly, going crazy and flying over many moons. Restaurants serving beef will have to be careful so their customer won't get crazy and tried to fly over the moon too. Though its controlled now but fear is still there. " ...there goes another cow flying over the moon... "
Food chain number 2, the chicken are now having big time flu and have to stay in the bed for sometime. The chicken industry will have to find alternative solution to feed us. Right now, chicken is on MC (medical leave). Human visit chicken will get sick and die too. Somehow i always think that chicken might be the culprits. A revenge on the human for chopping our heads too much for their insatiable KFC or Ipoh Taugeh Ayam. If you visit the other type of chicken, you know what you will get also. Hehehe...
Food chain number 3, the fishes are contaminated with leads due to the industrial waste being dumped illegally into the rivers that flows into the ocean. Moreover, some fishes that is bigger than us is suffering from extinction too because of uncontrolled killings. Yes, i am talking about whales. Sharks is not left out too, the Chinese food industry is wiping them out for their good to eat and drink shark fins. This food chain also goes to crabs, prawns and sotongs. I mean squids.
Food chain number 4, the pigs is infected with JE (Japanese Encep -- something lar) and many cute little chu chai (piggys) had been destroy. I think Porky the pig will feel sad seeing his brothers and girlfriends infected and died-ed. Those who love Ma Ling's canned ham will feel depress because they will have Cintan Mee or Maggi Mee without it. I think this is good news for pigs and bad news for the Chinese who are celebrating. There is no festival without the presence of tasty roasted pigs!
Like i said in the third paragraph. I think these four groups are scheming something to go against human. We might not know and you may just felt good eating them. There might be an underground base filled with intelligent animals that could talk, think and do inventions. Maybe all these virulent diseases are part of their plan to counter attack human for consuming them too much over the centuries.
"I think human had enough of us. The quota has reach and its getting out of control. We have seen our sister chickens been fed with chemical to enlarge their breast to feed them. This is absolutely injustifiable!", cried the Chicken council.
"I witness my good old cow brother becoming slaughtered at the neck for their feast. He died and leaving his 5 caflings unattended. I pity for my cow! Mooo!", cried the Cow council.
"I witness how my brothers, sisters, wife, husband, children, relatives been toxicated and poison by their waste. Humans are inconsiderate and heartless. They never loved us. We should retaliate!", cried the Fish council.
"Oink! Those humans they never clean our living state. Oink. I felt nausea living in my own place. I say we fight! Oink!", cried the Pig council.
So readers, you might want to register yourself with the environment agency and start boycotting all the food chains. Maybe, you could be a vegetarian and go around sue people for their mistreatment of animals and damaging the environment.
Back to the main issue, with the three food chains contaminated what are we left? If we try eating kangaroos, koala bear, tiger, lion, zebra or giraffe then we risk facing the law. What about other animals that we often see in our animal picture book?
COM : i eat anything under sun.
Me : you are an Indian, shouldn't you be avoiding certain food?
COM : Aiya... what if there is no more food left? What if all die one day, just left with PORK? Sure you need to survive right?
Me : true true. But what if right now so many food has been contaminated, you not scared ar?
COM : Eat first, die later... hehehehehehe... i love pork! Oink! Oink!
I love my Cintan Mee with some slices of pork ham, one fried egg and a glass of fresh milk.
is sky the limit... eat first die later
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Eat first, die later then remorsefully regret and plead to the devil "Please I don't want the fire, I want heaven!". Which one is harder? The devil or the food?
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