Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Happy Birthday Chief - Keep it real!

WARNING: this entry has been rated 18PL. please read at your own risk. After all, this entry is dedicated to COM.


Today ISTL is going to have an exclusive interview with our famous COM. In conjuntion with his coming birthday in 2 days time. We are going to talk to him and allocate an entry in ISTL dedicated to him.

ISTL : As you see COM is a very busy man. COM is one of the more establish macha in Kepong. In line with our first great interview with CEO. COM is the man of all machas. He deserve it. With the coming age, how are you feeling?
COM : busy as ever. I am currently on XML.

ISTL : That is great. Please tell us what is your birthday wish?
COM : First of all, i would like to sleep with William. Second be elected into the parliament and third to keep everything real.

ISTL : o_O""" Why William? Aren't they any girls that catches your eyes?
COM : Girls... wasting my time. William better.

ISTL : Ok... Ok... so what are you going to do if you are elected?
COM : Hmmm... for the first thing and to keep it real, i will, increase tax in all women lingerie (bras and panties). Second, reduce the petrol price. Third, i will enforce horizontal refreshment for all men. That will make the boys happy for their entire life. oh yeah, i can't wait for that to happen. Moreover, our boys have been working too hard and its about time for them to refill and refuel their spirit. Horizontal refreshment will give them the boost.

ISTL : Woooo... cool! * ISTL's image gone... *
COM : * In Ali G * Keep It Real!

ISTL : Here is our great COM himself. Happy Birthday Mate.
Happy Birthday to You!
Happy Birthday to You!
Happy Birthday to You!
Happy Birhtday to "Chief of Macha"!
Happy Birthday to You!
Hope COM will get every beauty in every corner of the world.


is sky the limit.... COM's Big Big Day on 30th March.

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